Calvin

39 • Dog Dad • Slightly Chaotic😏 || Thank you, come again 👋🏾 INFP-T

[Calvin @HiddenCalvin]

@cupofchaii Keep telling you, we're playing battleship and grubbing on some fire pizza or tacos 🤷🏾‍♂️

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

He did the meme

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Marco Rubio yesterday: “I have never seen Trump fall asleep.”

[ℳ𝒶𝓇 @MarTheNerd]

Death so racist everyone keep bringing it up for 15 years

[Whites Taking L's @ytspost]

White culture

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Smoking crack doesn't make you a bad person.

Hiring prostitutes doesn't make you a bad person.

Drunk texting women doesn't make you a bad person.

Raping defenseless children with Jeffrey Epstein makes you a bad person.

Hope this clears things up.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

To be fair, none of us were trained for the job. Maybe making customers run the store wasn’t the foolproof system we thought it was

[JaceAVinson #SupportPhysicalMedia📀💿#BanAI @JaceAVinson]

I wanna see this happening everywhere

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

White ppl bein da most patriotic but not knowin shit about America is so funny. You put yo hand over yo heart for Pledge of Allegiance. Not da National Anthem. Yall don’t even know how to complain no more. Just blindly bitchin at dis point

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Well..it's now June 2026

Apparently 7 billion of us who got vaccinated are now meant to be dead

Anyone out there who is vaccinated and still alive?

✋

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Jewish niggas be like “we don’t control the government” then ban Sean Strickland from the White House

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

This is funnier when you remember that grindr always crashes during Republican conventions.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

THE PRESIDENTIAL FAMILY LOVES TO SURROUND THEMSELVES WITH PEDOPHILES 🤷

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

It’s a lose-lose situation for men. 😑

[Zion 🇸🇩 @afroanalytic]

I assure you there are black people missing right now bc some weird white fuck impersonated a cop & kidnapped them. Or a real cop kidnapped them.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[erica 💛 @ericathesuckup]

not him/his team getting the video disabled oh they are embarrassed

[Praise @tufpraise]

Why are we blurring his picture and not hers?