Vulpes Inculta

Frumentarius.
Reports welcome. Lies… less so.
Ave.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

The tapeworms did not come from me. I am dewormed and deflea-ed.

Caesar wraps the tablet up in a piece of meat, I spit it out, he then jams it down the back of my throat and holds my jaw shut until I swallow. It's a ritual we have every three months.

[멜라토닌 @melatonin_dokki]

금발벽안인지 갈발갈안인지 전혀 모르겠지만 난 금벽이 좋으니까 채택

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@Wastelandmail Honestly I was rather disappointed too, but apparently when Ovis said we would hang them around the camps, he meant pride bunting, not the vexillarii...

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

As the leader of the frumentarii, I am compelled to dispell several rumours that are circling the Legion camps:

-Styx is NOT pregnant.

-Sprig and Antony are NOT "seeing eachother"

-And most importantly: We are NOT sacrificing Angio to the gays.

I will not repeat myself.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@ovisaenea Too late, Angio is up in the gallows... /jk

[President Milkman @ItRainedMilk]

@falloutonprime @bethesda “Oh well, AVE CAESAR, bitch!”

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@MojaveRivers What caused him to lash out in such a childish manner in the first place? Or was a new comic book delivered?

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@caesarslegion11 is posting about us on r/relationship_advice again...

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@MojaveRivers This seems like something that'd be up your street.

[タンタンパパ @tintinpapa1]

めっちゃ可愛いデザインのフェイスタオル🥰

刺繍の動物たちが端っこを咥えているので
綺麗に角を合わせて畳めない😅

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV Us

[Antony || Houndmaster @FortHoundmaster]

Has anyone else noticed the state the NCR keeps their dogs in? Open sores, patchy fur, ribs showing through. It’s disgusting.

People keep arguing over NCR or Legion like it’s a difficult choice. Look at how each side treats its hounds and the answer becomes pretty obvious.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV You're meant to care. You're meant to say that you don't want to do it anymore, so then I get to keep my skin because despite saying that I am into being flayed like a fish, I am indeed not into being flayed like a fish at all. That'd be rather painful.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

Many people speak with tremendous confidence despite being entirely incorrect.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV Jokes on you, I'm into that.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV @FortHoundmaster

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

50 caps for anyone who can pet Lupa without getting bitten.

[Antony || Houndmaster @FortHoundmaster]

Fresh recruits always think the hounds are just big, friendly animals.
The dogs don’t mind. They just correct assumptions quickly.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV Your big chunky golden fingers hitting extra keys on your terminal accidentally?

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV "Dumbassasa" is that Latin?

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV Do it. My money is on the hounds.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@LegateLaniusNV Literally everything you say is an example, and everything you repost is an extra example.

[Vulpes Inculta @HiddenVulpes]

@MadamaCallieRey So...?