Salmonidæ

CEASE FIRE 🇵🇸
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Francophone Shapeshifting Arthropod currently hunting the sewers of Tiohtià:ke (Montréal)
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(Sometimes NSFW 🤫)

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

No one:
Me jumping the border to go get Target exclusive dolls:

[Darling ♡ @darlingalamode]

asked my neopets tarot deck what the vibe for today was and I guess the answer is "atrocious"

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

@trinityxanthony In my honest opinion, as much as I wished they went with the stylization of "Puss In Boots" and "The Wild Robot", I'm not mad at this, and I'll fully take it over the uncanny valley of the first ones

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

@denimjustdenim That ruching is making me ✨️H O R N Y✨️

[Info Charli xcx @infocharlixcx]

charli xcx, the songwriter of the year you are

[Acyn @Acyn]

Crockett: Mr. President, guess what? Russia invaded Ukraine. Can we at least agree on that one? Facts matter. Is there anybody in here that has enough courage to say Russia invaded Ukraine?

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Crockett: This is the problem

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

Damn,
"Apple cider vinegar" is like... icky, sticky, gross and heavy? Idk how to explain it, but the atmosphere of the show just sparks a "fight or flight" response in me

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

I respect people who have pet bunnies, 'cause that seems like a L O T!

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

@MikeXclOps Okay, but the fact that the fabric pieces/pet are more detailed than the first release probably means these are popular with the kids

[Info Caroline Polachek @InfoPolachek]

🚨 Caroline Polachek is in the studio with Ag Cook producing!

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

@charli_xcx Yes, but also this

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

@doll_pants I don't blame her. An entire day with heels on? Her feet need a rest!

[Darling ♡ @darlingalamode]

this is the future doll collectors want

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

What do you mean Nosferatu have no bush?!?!?

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

Him:
"I'm coming over! You better not be serving Lois Griffin tea!"
My silly ass:

[pazuzu @crystz1s]

the idea of fanfics being used as a historical reference point https://t.co/J9hAodEQsV

[Li Speaks @lispeaks_]

fun fact i do wildlife photography as a hobby

[Salmonidæ @Hidden_Trouttt]

I'm selling cew-chee