Jeff, MD

Professional Chef

Loving father of two with the third on the way👶🥰

[Jeff, MD @Hiddenlegend24]

I fucking love my dog so much

[luca 🌲 @biolenin1sm]

cetaceans are very obviously “people” and sapient to a degree indistinguishable from humans, and this is basically scientific consensus at this point.

[Aly Feels @AlyssaLogic]

One of the biggest surprises to me about adulting is seeing how bad people have to be at jobs before they get fired

[sharp1eeee @sharp1e_]

@kishswim i bought right BEFORE the ram prices started booming like i was taking a day off from work before 911

[HabitualLinestepper @HabitualLinest]

The very first public miracle that Jesus performed was changing 72 GALLONS of water into fine wine

[Jeff, MD @Hiddenlegend24]

You're telling me Sebulba is the best pod racer in the galaxy and he got beat by a 9 year old?? Yeah ok buddy

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You’re laughing. Your uncle in the Rochester, NY suburbs just lost all of his online “friends” in a drone strike, and you’re laughing.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. https://t.co/Ij21tkb3qT

[Rich Luchette @richluchette]

You spend your life rooting for the Bills because you know one day it’ll all be worth it. Every blown lead. Every ruined Sunday.

All building toward that one perfect moment when they finally find a new way to lose in the playoffs that you hadn’t even considered before.

[bre ⋆˙⟡ @DAHLINISM]

watching the buffalo sabres piss me off for three hours yesterday and then waking up and watching the buffalo bills do the same fucking thing

[7rq @gloccnim]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[Dorfs To Scream At The Sun @WhiteboyLuBu]

Pub was playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and I thought of this image and started laughing so hard i had to leave

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually want.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

One of my recurring "bits" is about how I hate my life and everything that I do. This is just a joke! I am so incredibly lucky and grateful to be in the position I am. It's truly a gift.

[Mauthe Doog 👁️ @mauthe_doog]

there's an entire genre of youtube and tiktok content that exists to be funnier as a screenshot than an actual video

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

The longer the reviewbrah project goes on you gotta respect the guy, no grifts, no clout chasing or jumping the shark, stays out of politics and controversies. Just wears his suits and eats his fast food like he always has

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unfortunately the rumors are true guys. the first step in having a better social life is showing up when you’re invited places

[Film Watchers @Filmwatchers1]

“Lighting was a challenge 12 years ago” unbelievable ball knowledge right there

[(◣ _ ◢) @cs2lmfao]

Holy fuck

[ChillingDolphin4372 @Stuhlinger96]

@SufrinSuccotash @akshuuux I do something similar, but I pre queue music before I pick them up

[WGR Patron @WGR550_Patron]

People don’t understand how massive this is