A stupid bowl of soup

family member to leaf people…..

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

Gonna laugh when he gets his ass kicked in a bar then goes back to victimizing himself. people really need to learn that some things you can keep to yourself.

[Yonan @yonann]

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad

“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”

“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”

“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

My favorite yearly email

[George Jarjour @GeorgeOnTap]

FIFA reportedly offered every member association up to $40 million to vote yes, and $10 million if they voted no. Today, all 55 European nations chose zero.

This afternoon, on an emergency call, every UEFA member approved a boycott of FIFA competitions, men’s and women’s, until the FIFA Forward Enterprise plan dies.

Now run the numbers on what each side is holding.

FIFA’s position: a $20 billion valuation on the new entity, a $4.2 billion raise this year through J.P. Morgan, Thrive as proposed lead investor, and a September 19 vote it needs 106 of 211 members to win. UEFA and Concacaf, which says it was never even informed of the plan, control 96 votes between them. The math was already tight. It just got worse.

UEFA’s position: the product itself. Europe has produced six of the last eight World Cup winners. Spain just won the 2026 tournament, and three of the four semifinalists were European. A World Cup without Spain, France, England and Germany is not a diminished World Cup. It is a different, much cheaper product, and every investor being asked to value this thing at $20 billion knows it.

And the 2030 World Cup is co-hosted by Spain, Portugal and Morocco. Two of the three host nations just voted to boycott the tournament they are hosting. There is no version of that event that survives its own hosts refusing to show up.

Here is why the threat is credible, and why Infantino knows it. In 2021 he proposed a World Cup every two years. UEFA threatened a boycott. FIFA abandoned the plan. This is the second time in five years Europe has pointed the same weapon at the same man, and the first time, it worked without a shot.

So look at what the $40 million offer actually was. FIFA cannot win this vote on the merits against the confederations that produce the product, so it priced the vote instead, aiming the money at the 150 plus smaller associations for whom $40 million is transformative and a European boycott is someone else’s problem. Infantino called it a democratic consultation process. It is a tender offer with a deadline.

The investor math is the part nobody is saying out loud. The $20 billion valuation assumes the World Cup as it exists, with Europe in it. Anyone wiring money into that raise is now buying a tournament that its champion, its finalists and two of its next hosts have publicly refused to play in. The asset changed materially between Tuesday’s announcement and Thursday’s call.

FIFA spent the week trying to sell the World Cup. UEFA spent one afternoon demonstrating who actually owns it.

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

Kinda love my team at the moment. 98 lampard will fit in nicely. just waiting on some 99’s before it’s all over

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

This seems like a lie considering in the body cam he questions the cop about if any of the alcohol she sees is open and she ignores him completely. https://t.co/aU3O7iDZEj

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

@krispykreme It started when you decided to threaten drivers for giving away donuts instead of throwing them away. It continues because your donuts are never uniform anymore and half look like a 12 year old works in your kitchen

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

@krispykreme Yall don’t have to do all this. You could just teach your bakers to slow down and bring quality back. You could also teach your drivers to treat the people working at the stores that sell your products. You’ve killed your business and you continue killing it day by day.

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

Na we all watched. Man ruined his own career bcus he couldn’t handle being coached like a grown man. Every single time anyone talked to him like he was a man and not a teenager he would throw a damn fit and talk back. He doesn’t have a career bcus he didn’t grow up enough.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

COREY COLEMAN HAD ALL THE POTENTIAL IN THE WORLD TO BECOME ONE OF THE GREAT #NFL WIDE RECEIVERS.

Coleman had his career ruined by the #Browns…

💔💔💔

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

Money laundering. Came to the mls for 22 million. Has never had a value close to that high. Now going back to Europe even tho he didn’t get double digit goals in the states. For sure money laundering.

[Irons Watch ⚒️ @IronsWatch]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: West Ham are weighing up a move to hijack Burnley’s pursuit of Atlanta United striker Emmanuel Latte Lath.

Burnley have submitted a loan-to-buy proposal, including an obligation to buy if they secure promotion back to the Premier League. It is understood to be the strongest offer Atlanta have received so far.

However, West Ham are now considering entering the race with a permanent offer, which could derail Burnley’s move.

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

@graeters Black raspberry chip. Always black raspberry chip

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

I disagree completely. I think we should have loaded 99 teams. Let us play with the players we can’t afford. The ones we love in real life. Give us a bunch of 99’s and let skill be the deciding factor in games. As opposed to this pay to play bullshit we have now

[FIFA_17_FUT @lajer_thom81914]

This is part of the reason Ultimate Team doesn't feel the same anymore.

A vocal part of the community asks for another 99-rated SBC.

Another endgame icon.

Another card that's "better than the last one."

Then a week later...

They complain that every team looks the same.

FIFA 17 wasn't great because everyone had 99-rated cards.

It was great because almost nobody did.

An 86-rated Aubameyang could stay in your team for months.

Gold Smalling.

Gold Kanté.

Gold Butland.

They weren't exciting because of their ratings.

They were exciting because replacing them actually meant something.

That's what made progression addictive.

That's what made opening packs exciting.

That's what made Ultimate Team feel rewarding.

More 99-rated cards don't create better memories.

Scarcity does.

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

@castlehillmom If it’s the spot in front of their house it should be common sense not to park there. Common courtesy or whichever term you wanna use.

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

@goblintoad @knoxcgreal @sharpay400 You never spent any time around athletes have you. Almost every kid I played a sport with in high school had tattoos by sophomore or junior year. I don’t know any minors that have sticks and pokes as their parents would sue the person that gave them shit tattooos

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

@irproni @JasonTSco Na karl doesn’t work he was born in February. This is after July

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

Team before futties

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

The fact that Black Raspberry isn’t the most popular ice cream by a long shot in America reflects poorly on the country.

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

Halftime show was better than the Super Bowl. Like way better

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

TBC that’s not funny or hard to believe. That’s marketing. It’s exactly what the wwe has done for decades….why would you make him instant champ. He has to earn that through pain and blood first

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

The funniest part about the “Messi is favoured” conspiracy is the idea that FIFA watched him endure four World Cup heartbreaks over 16 years, then one fine afternoon in 2022 suddenly decided, “Right, let’s start rigging it for him now.” 😂

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

Is anyone else having issues with peacock through prime. It won’t let me watch the World Cup final and is trying to force me to buy fox sports one. Ended up just watching it on normal tv but tf. It’s supposed to be included in Spanish

[A stupid bowl of soup @HifromtheFuture]

The twist is that the scalpers were employed by Olive Garden….they want the program to look successful without actually losing money…..

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Olive Garden says it took steps to stop bots and scalpers buying its $100 Never-Ending Pasta Pass after it sold out instantly

Each pass is non-transferable, and customers must present a valid photo ID when ordering