High Couch

Because the couch is high

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Are you pooping because you're smoking? Or are you pooping and smoking because your roommate is quitting (and you need the vent)?

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Pooping is so much better when you're smoking or smoking is so much better when you're pooping?

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I have so many thoughts about smoking and pooping right now.

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Holy fucking god. Mind is blown http://t.co/95Ok3I7q

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Mushrooms are simply edible super powers. I'm just telling you! I can see everything!

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Something's rotten in Denmark, and by Denmark I mean my intestines.

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"Can't wait to never hear about Twilight again." -high couch bud

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@MellowMushroom can we feed each other pretzels lady and the tramp style on a paddle boat soon? #lemmegetsomepretzels

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I wish so hard Chris Cagle's name was Chris Kegel

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No one's commented on my new instagram picture in like 3 hours...ughhhhh

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Had big plans for the night but got too high...meh

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Convinced that everyone walking around in the suburbs is fucked up as shit.

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They got a lot of beaches in Latvia? Whuuuuuu?!?!

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There's a time and a place for #alloveryourface

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Say this: sheety heets

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Is it bad that when I see nuns I want to punch them?

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Smoke: natures finger up the butt

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Sounds like @MickySeagull's kinda bar.

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Today, I like ham.

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The possum tartare is so rare you'd think he's just playing dead.