Mel🪳

In the days of kings and queens I was a jester 🃏

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

Best friends forever

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I don’t think “cornhole” is a good name for a game. Think that needs to get renamed sorry

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

Okay now i care

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

marone.

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

It takes 2 to make a thing go right

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

If your just now realizing trump is the antichrist you fashionably late to the party

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

There is literally nothing louder than my refrigerator door at midnight

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

Dont tell my doctor i take my anxiety medication with red bull

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

My hair is growing back 🤩
(Its growing in grey 🫩)

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

Im so obsessed with the Sopranos that i just spent $40 on cigars (I’ve never smoked a cigar in my life)

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

I love being American

[Tubi @Tubi]

ugh it didn't work f my stupid chungus life

[Mak @mak_aura]

if ur gonna quit something this year quit being a bitch

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

My favorite thing i did this year was get addicted to opioids and bought a gun lol

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

@MJPGallagher As good as i can be 💪🏼🤘🏻

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

Being bald is lowkey fun

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

Been on hold with @Walgreens for 45 minutes i could’ve killed my self by now

[Mel🪳 @HighItsMel]

Ive spent 2 years learning Russian and all i can say is, “I love you bitch.”

[prezoh @prezoh]

there should be a slur for fags.......

[crittur @miwwmiu]

No ur not “rage baiting” me ur just annoying and I hate you