Jon M.A Johnson

Low Tier Jest . *former legitimate Philip Michael Thomas stan account*

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Sweep incoming bitches
#Knicksin4 #NBAFinals #AlwaysKnicks

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Shoutout to the GOAT meteorologist Al Roker. Keep it going O.G 🐐⛅️@alroker @TODAYshow

Shame on you @JimCantore

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I’m a true believer that The Baha Men rallying cry will bring the Knicks a chip and become a permanent fixture in NY. Only hating ass fuckos will think otherwise #AlwaysKnicks #NBAFinals

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

What is Mike Brown doing 😭😭

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Somewhere out there in this vast country, a child is being conceived with the Quattro Quattro Dog song being played in the background on tv

This is all due possible thanks to our heroic men & women who’ve fought to keep us safe here stateside for the past 250 years #MemorialDay

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@WrestlerHauser the goal is to make people alleviate themselves thru joy and laughter… not cause sorrow, pain or division. Byron knows his shit and has been a consistent net postive in the comedy world

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@ShooterMcGavin Mickelson’s left hand is gonna get Khashoggi’d

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Two decades removed from the original onslaught of meatspin, its safe to say it wiped out an entire generation of folks. Fortunately, big homie Trev’s killswitch failed (R.I.P) & saved us from another mass casualty event of that uranium fueled vid w/ shitty 80s song #NeverForget

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

My kill switch just is gonna send everyone meatspin.

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Will Forte, the American Icon…. as James Naismith #FinalFour

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@LilTunechi geno and dawn should kiss and makeup

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@MisterHotBalls he’s honoring Rick Majerus with the towel. iykyk

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@bigeastrewind beautiful. just beautiful

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@solunarisse where’s the joke? this is just hating with a high pitched voice

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Why didn’t we observe the passing of Chuck Norris by shutting the world down like we did during Covid? The mourning of a Kung Fu king was more of a real societal precedence than the Kung flu

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@CoachKevinOllie @Ryanboatright11 hard knock huskies that season. running thru the March gauntlet in 2014. remarkable 🙌💪🤣

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#PresidentsDay

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While people talk about modern (usually bogus) election fraud ….. we could’ve had the most kickass President of all time over a half-century ago if we just said “fuck it” and kept Dick Gregory as POTUS after he was initially declared winner of the election.

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#PresidentsDay

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The GOAT & REALEST human to ever be elected as a World Leader by becoming the 37th President of the United States (before the good ole timey “powers that be” had to jerry-rig it back to one of their puppet shitheads, in this case Nixon; as reported by @WSJ in 1968)

Dick Gregory

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This is our national anthem! Francis Scott Key can get fucked.

[NBA on NBC and Peacock @NBAonNBC]

ROUNDBALL ROCK PERFORMED LIVE BY JOHN TESH!

📺 NBC and Peacock

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syke.

Quad God choking to 8th place will still ensure that stank bitch Maxwell and every accomplice will still get the wrath of fury heading their way. #simplelogic

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If tha Quad God doesn’t win gold right now in the Men’s Free Skate, we will release Ghislaine Maxwell from prison and give her wretched ass a pardon for her vile crimes

Better win Gold, Quad God, to maintain justice & nobility in society! #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics2026

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@XXL Pray is 🔥🔥🔥 … and still has a relevant message for today @MCHammer

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We need Outkast to perform at the Super Bowl Halftime. Would hands down be the greatest thing ever. @BigBoi