HighOctaneCEO @HighOctaneCEO - Twitter Profile

There is a pandemic of $TSLA addiction creating a public health crisis. Signs and symptoms may include but not limited to: 1. Excessive $TSLA checking throughout the day. 2. Friends and family stating that the individual talks about Tesla and Elon too much. 3. Looking for change under couch cushions to buy more $TSLA. 4. Periods of sheer jubilation throughout the day for no apparent reason. 5. Going to bed with a smile and immediately upon awakening checking $TSLA pricing. 6. Not looking forward to weekends when the market is closed. 7. Seemingly premature planning for retirement. And the list goes on. I'm afraid it's an affliction that will advance into a condition called Teslanaire. If you see someone afflicted with such a condition, it is advised to approach with caution and that it is contagious if you get the individual talking about Tesla. 😂🤣😉 Post inspired by @DevoFlyer

DoctorJack16's tweet photo. There is a pandemic of $TSLA addiction creating a public health crisis. Signs and symptoms may include but not limited to:

1. Excessive $TSLA checking throughout the day.

2. Friends and family stating that the individual talks about Tesla and Elon too much.

3. Looking for change under couch cushions to buy more $TSLA.

4. Periods of sheer jubilation throughout the day for no apparent reason.

5. Going to bed with a smile and immediately upon awakening checking $TSLA pricing.

6. Not looking forward to weekends when the market is closed.

7. Seemingly premature planning for retirement.

And the list goes on.

I'm afraid it's an affliction that will advance into a condition called Teslanaire.

If you see someone afflicted with such a condition, it is advised to approach with caution and that it is contagious if you get the individual talking about Tesla. 😂🤣😉

Post inspired by @DevoFlyer

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HighOctaneCEO

@HighOctaneCEO

about 3 years ago

We should all laugh more!😂

Rosita Díaz

@RositaDaz48

about 3 years ago

My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at MacD's. We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used that repairman since... I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE. My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She is a government employee..... When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.' STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed, and they vote….... 😂😂😂

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HighOctaneCEO

@HighOctaneCEO

about 3 years ago

@_ROB_29 So sad!

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Brianna Barnes

@brizziiy

about 3 years ago

I am most entertained @elonmusk #dogecoin

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HighOctaneCEO

@HighOctaneCEO

about 3 years ago

@elonmusk @EndWokeness Doesn’t look too good for me then…Ridiculous!

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Patrick Parsons

@realPParsons

over 3 years ago

This thug learned the hard way when a woman turned the tables on him with a direct hit. Life can be short, nasty and brutish for the bad guys when the good guys fire back. RT if you believe GUNS SAVE LIVES!