Eric Bleaman

I am fat.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

@highregstersean @HighPitch2009 Good Morning. What are you eating? I am eating everything. I am fat.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

@highregstersean Hiiiii High Register Seaaaaaan. Its meeeee. High Pitch Eric. Please follow meeeeeee!! I am fat.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

For all of you wondering, yes I will do the right thing with my inheritance: Dominos 24/7/365 for the rest of my life!!!!!!

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Today we eat. Tomorrow we eat. And the day after that, and the day after that. etc. Lets all be fat.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

@MFBrooklyn Its JANKS you ass kissing yenta. Some "SUPER FAN" you are.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

That commercial is SO right. "Arbuys: Its Good Mood Food". Then again, Im in a good mood when I eat ANYTHING. I am fat.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Im famous. Everytime I walk into Arbuys, the whole crowd of patrons always yell my name out like Norm on Cheers. Life is good. Lets eat.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

I must discover a way that I can eat while I sleep.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Im so happy that we set the clocks ahead an hour. That means it will be an hour closer to breakfast.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Guess who just won my local Dominos customer of the year for the 5th year in a row?

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Today a friend of mine bet me $100 that I couldn't eat a whole tub of butter by itself. I bought food with the money.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Hello friends. I know I haven't tweeted today. Thats what happens when u are a busy celebrity. Thats also what happens when you eat nonstop.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

There are only 2 kinds of people in this world. People who dont like to eat, and me.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Once again, I am being eyed down by the owner of a restaurant. What doesnt this guy understand by the term "all you can eat sushi"?

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

@Sn00ki Hi Snooki. High Pitch Eric from the Howard Stern Show, here. I am praying too. I am also eating. I am fat.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Good gravy! I just took a shit in the bathroom of the sushi buffet. Cleared everyone out. Place is empty....more sushi for me. I want gravy.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

In memory to all those who perished in the earthquake in Japan, I will be feasting on sushi at the all you can eat sushi buffet in Hollis.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

Im up early so I can get a jump on the day. Also so I can get a jump on the morning rush at Dunkin Donuts.

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

I wanna set the rumors straight RIGHT NOW!! I was NOT taking a jog in Japan!!!!

[Eric Bleaman @HighPitchEric_]

For those of you wondering, Yes I am afraid of fish, but NO Im not afraid to eat them. Im not afraid to eat ANYTHING. Im making a sandwich,