Kevin

[Kevin @HighPrize]

Dear @PlayWarframe,
To whomever designed, thought of, and/or pitched the Veso mission in the New War quest: I hate you on a personal level, and I hope you’re having a bad day. May you get splinters from takeout chopsticks, shatter your phone screen, and misplace your keys. 🖕🖕🖕

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@Jussdin_ This movie came out in 2011 - sound like you’re suffering from recency bias
Source: Attack the Block

[HELLDIVERS 2 Updates @Helldivers2HQ]

LOL | #Helldivers2

🔗 Rakan_Fury

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

Employer: we're having a meeting about the IRA plan.

My cool coworker and me sitting quietly in the back, having completely misunderstood what they meant:

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@HelldiversAlert We all know why
Credit: u/linux_ape via Reddit

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@VideoArtGame I died 419 times and killed her on the 420th attempt. Took me almost 3 months (there were periods of “I hate that stupid game and I’m not playing it!”)

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@Skelever_ @kianamaiart “Pikachu, you won’t get any coconut oil if you keep being racist to Cubone, okay?”

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Always repost

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@MhFran_Lancer @JezCorden Man, that’s not even a pun

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@RobertJenrick Have you ever considered that your country has literally the most reasons to be hated of any country in the world? Because it does

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@RonFilipkowski I disrespectfully disagree. Rush Limbaugh was a piece of shit, and the world is better without him in it

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@mehdirhasan He really said

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@JessBluemke thank you for pushing back on @hemantmehta National League SLANDER last episode. I still miss watching pitchers bat 😔

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Representative Lauren Boebert sends out a statement that her son is subject of attention he didn't ask for.

Representative Boebert. The minor didn't ask to be raped plus recorded and the video shared with others. The senior citizen didn't ask to be robbed and credit cards stolen.

Tyler stole money. Tyler raped a minor. Tyler shared those videos. Tyler isn't the victim. The young girl and the elderly alongside many others are his victims. 🚨

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@snarkmawchuk @dieworkwear Then he’s clearly not talking about you. It sucks a dependable store for you is gone; hope you can find a solid replacement that isn’t Amazon

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2024: $204,500,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2024: $196,000,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2024: $170,400,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2024: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Kevin @HighPrize]

@actionxander Stalwart and Liberator both have minor armor piercing. Go and spread Democracy at any time

[snav @qorprate]

my favorite bit of starship troopers trivia is this story about the actor who played the protagonist, Rico, being recognized by a bunch of kids while picking up his 8 and 10 year old daughters at school