𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody)

❝...This is my note.❞ (#Fake Roleplay Account) #𝙠𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙨

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

❝Yᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɪs ᴀ sᴏᴄɪᴏᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴡʜᴏ sᴏʟᴠᴇs ᴄʀɪᴍᴇs ᴀs ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʜɪɢʜ. Tʜᴀᴛ·s ᴍᴇ﹐ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ. Hᴇʟʟᴏ.❞

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

...please?

[Greg Lestrade @DI_Lestrxde]

No...

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

Has found himself behind bars again.

There will be no elaboration happening. It's in the past.

He would like out though.

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

...I will not be calling you Daddy.

[𑣲 ℳ𝑒́𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑒︑ @revefamilier]

⠀⠀⠀⠀𓏲⁎ ݁. ᥫ ༽ . @HighSociopath

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

@Blogger221B into his coat. "All sites used the same explosive with remote activation. Lestrade is sending me through video footage covering the window when they would have been planted. Shouldn't be too hard."

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

"Why are we hiding?"

Voice appearing from the other end of the alley behind the doctor.

[John Watson @Blogger221B]

Seeing the detective.. his friend.. Watson ducks down one of the alleys cursing under his breath. In all of London...

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

@Blogger221B "Which is probably the most interesting part in that entire sentence." Blue grey eyes fixed on the other. "You keep mentioning being followed and not by me. You wouldn't know anyway if I were following you."

Pausing, also glancing back out to the street, he slipped his hands -

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

@Blogger221B tired of fixing things.

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

@Blogger221B He blinked. He hadn't become Victor Frankenstein overnight. Well, not yet, at least. John would be so lucky.

"He's been calling. I've been ignoring him." The same old story. Mycroft would show up at some point, and he would be sat down and expected to fix it.

Maybe he was -

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

He'll be in a bolt hole for the next couple of days.

He'll be sure to leave Baker St unlocked.

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

*Aww, he's throwing his toys out of the cot. Poor thing.*

[James Moriarty @_JMoriarty]

I’m not in the mood. Now run along. Go shoot up or whatever it is you do for fun when I’m not around.

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

Experience ⸻ Ludovico Einaudi

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

Tempo change

Vivaldi's Viola d'amore concerto

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. Done goofed, lads 😂

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. That's a bit awkward

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

Tempo change

Vivaldi's Viola d'amore concerto

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

Is currently in a dressing gown and trousers playing The Swans by Camille Saint-Saëns

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. That's a bit awkward

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. Is this how I die?

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. Is this how I die?

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. May have just killed myself but hahahaha lol...don't bug bomb while bugged...you may accidentally trap yourself in the adjoining room and you can smell itttttt

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. May have just killed myself but hahahaha lol...don't bug bomb while bugged...you may accidentally trap yourself in the adjoining room and you can smell itttttt

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

Sherlock - 1
Jim - 1

That makes them even now.

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

* The lack of reply was loud enough that he didn't need a text to read. Definitely hit a spot.*

Now, who doesn't want to play?

[James Moriarty @_JMoriarty]

*The man is so infuriating! So much so Jim doesn’t bother to reply. He just mutters the word ‘idiot’ under his breath before slamming the phone on his desk*

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

Is currently in a dressing gown and trousers playing The Swans by Camille Saint-Saëns

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. I apologise for whatever this bitch says next because I'm about to be soooooo not sober 😌

[𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠 (parody) @HighSociopath]

/. Lol can barely walk...
Whooooopsssss.