Mr Muthafuckin Fresh

I'm so dope I never learn. I'm so cool I never burn. My name should be Shuffle since I’m so random. Be warned. Fuck filters.

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Marijuana and marijuana 😎

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@WrestleOps @WONF4W Took longer than expected

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@RyanHatesGovt The fact that NO ONE said Busta Rhymes is criminal

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

I wish I had been warned that in my 40s my bones would crack at odd times. Like, why did my hip pop when I farted?

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

It’s literally the middle of the year. That is all.

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

@wrestlelamia

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Listen to the voice cause there ain’t no inflection
I get under your skin like an annoying infection
Get me a mirror so I can look at my reflection
Telling me “you the best, so close to perfection”

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

I wish I could get as high as these gas prices

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

It’s much easier to control someone when they don’t know what they’re doing

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

@luireigns Joe for sure. I wanted him to beat Brock so bad back then. Put him with guys like Bron or a Je’Von. Instant classics.

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

@_denisesalcedo Shawn vs Angle WM 21

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

So the new girl in the office is sitting next to me. Before lunch, she said she wanted McDonald’s because she says she smells a Big Mac. I have reason to believe it’s my gas that she smells and interprets as McDonald’s. You’re welcome @McDonalds for spreading the word

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

As someone who watches football only on Super Bowl, I now relate to the fans who ONLY watch Wrestlemania 🤣

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

I’m here for the good times and the high times

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

For me heaven is person not a place. I can see gods work when I look at your face.

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

@HeartBreakCorb Eddie, AJ, and the whole bottom row

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

I’m addicted to your pussy. I try and quit but I always wind up relapsing so hard

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

@2ndaryProtocol

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I could look at her forever and never get tired

[Mr Muthafuckin Fresh @HighToEveryone]

Your lungs are too short to hotbox with god