HighWritings

I was gonna finish the bio, but I got high.

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@WAGSocialCare my cell phone was just held by one of your pharmacy techs in St. Thomas, USVI. Would not give it back after asking several times. Got my scripts home and the pill count is incorrect. The incompetence is alarming when dealing with peoples' lives.

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Can you guys smell when you’re high? I lose my sense of smell when I’m properly stoned. #high #stoned #irie #highquestions #smokeweedeveryday #highwritings

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Remember that one time that we put a prepubescent teenager in charge of #hogwarts? That was not a good idea. PR really needs to get it together. 🙄 #karen #harrypotter #stonerthinking #stonerwritings #highwritings

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@JeffBezos are you okay? Does @amazon need to also be a salon? Go home, you’re drunk. #london #amazonsalon #amazon #jeffbezos #youredrunk #highwritings #no #stop #toomuch

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#curiousamerican question.. I’m in London this week. On the telly, a commercial said to ‘meerkat your money.’ Is there an #englander who knows what this is? #londoner #london #londiebridge #highwritings #thosebuildingsthough #stoner #stoned #meerkat #wtf #help

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@BertShowBert @EricMorris1616 I’m younger than you, Bert, and I remember those days.

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Abraham Lincoln was racist (though evolved). Why don’t we learn about that part in school? #why #americaneducation #noeducation #blm #blacklivesmatter #highasakite #hightimes #hightjoughts #highwritings

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Leave your hometown. In general, the people who don’t travel the world are the most closed-minded. That’s what I’ve found. #justathought #travel #travelsafely #highwritings #smokeweedeveryday #highasakite

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After a year and a half of this shit, people still don’t know how to stay the fuck away! #rona #corona #covid #donttouchme #assskintouchedmyhand #itouchedastrangersass #smokeweedeveryday #stayaway

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Just saw two #whiteguys awkwardly *almost* #fistbump because they thought they knew each other. #whitepeople #imwhitetoo #hilarious #smokeweedeveryday #highwritings

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@StonerChicksPod This looks like a lot of work.

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About 7.5 hours later, I have two more #cones #smokeweedeveryday #irie #highwritings #prettyweed #flowers #bouquet #highasakite

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Am I the only one who takes great care in what my #cones look like? It’s so pretty! #joint #conejoint #smokeweedeveryday #prettyweed #ilovetrees #saverhetrees #LegalizeMarijuana #please

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Outside me: I’m glad you didn’t choke on it. Inside me: Have some more, bitch. Someone just said that in a #realityshow @NailedIt and even though the show is so wholesome, she was speaking from the inside. #comedy #smokeweedeveryday #weedtwitter #newherepleasefollow

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You know the saying, “Go kick rocks.”? It’s like a PG version of “Go fuck your self.” I’m here to tell you. Don’t kick rocks. I accidentally just did when I checked on @Christi97775212 ‘s “cat.” #highwritings #imhigh #dontwalkandsmoke #nomorepinkytoe #thislittlepiggywenthome

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Whoever came up with this is my hilarious hero for the day. #funny #jokes #highwritings #highasakite #eatfish #fish #AdultingAndStuff #adultadvice #parentingadvice

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Who is this “close source” that I keep hearing about? “A close source says this..” “A source says that…” #sourceiseaweirdword #biweek #blm #whothefuck #whoisthesource #closesource #high #highwritings

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Can we change the name of #roaches? (The kind you #smoke) I just don’t allow roaches in my home. Let’s call it asses instead. #highideas #high #smokingaj #highwritings #norona #wearamask #GetVaccinated #okbye

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I’ve got the best new challenge. It’s called the no-challenge challenge. Think about what you’ve done. #overit #challengeme #challenge #challengeisaweirdword #challenge #challenge #weird #highwritings