Moses Rotich

GOD ABOVE ALL 💯

[SiMi😋 @Siimiike_]

Me after spreading the gospel of fear women😂

[ཧ ★ @bigsurfer_]

lord, let a nigga win

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[27. @dimvji]

risk taker till my last breath

[🇪🇸🇧🇷 @marigawept]

Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Mary Magdalene : Sends nudes to Jesus

Jesus : Sends back picture of bread

Mary Magdalene : WTF

Jesus : This is my body

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Turns out she wasn't texting me at all, she was just replying to my messages

[blue @bluewmist]

every time you replace “this is hard” with “what’s the first step?” you shift brain activity from your amygdala (fear) to your prefrontal cortex (problem-solving).
that’s neuroplasticity in real time.

[r͛ @9lsvq]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[ajay @1meajay]

please lord let a young ngga win

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

A friend of mine used to say: “Show up on time, with a good attitude, and do what you said you’d do. That’s it. That’s 90% of winning in life." The older I get, the more I realize just how right he was.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The best part of success is watching your family benefit from your breakthrough.

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Pombe tutakunywa, bangi tutavuta na Bado maisha tutatoboa

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Shida ya soko sai,kila Ngo'mbe iko na ndama

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

It’s very important to decide to be happy the moment you wake up, do not dwell into things you have no control over.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

The fact that no matter how smart you are, you cannot escape the stupidity of your society, is one thing that deeply pains me.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi naye nikinunua gari nitatesa sana aki. Log book ikitokea tu namna hii monday naamkia pale kamukunji kwa duka ya Eve maina. Nimwambie aje,lets go talk in my car. Tukiingia tu kabla ata tufunge michipi,mamunju zishaanza. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 15 minutes! Alafu nimuulize are you hot? Sasa nimwashie AC,temperature ni 16Degrees kama za wajakoya. Angalau askie kabaridi kidogo sababu saa iyo nitakua nimechemsha yeye kama uji ya wimbi,yani ako apo tu anatoa bubbles. Alafu nimwachie 250 lunch. Nikitoka hapo sasa ni kuzurura huko Karen,huko kwenye hawaitikiangi tuingie na nduthi. Soja akiniuliza kama nimekuja kupick ama kudrop juu anaona naendesha nissan bluebird,namwambia nimekuja kupick nyanya yako,Open the gate! Bwana the signs will be there. Charles darwin help us

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Madem mnakuja sleepover, mayai ni ya display, si ya kukulwa. By management.