i hate spider-man, i HATE him. i am going to use all the resources of my newspaper to smear him. he stinks! anyway. time to give my adult Son a big kiss on the lips and send him off to the moon. i’m sure he won’t come back a werewulf
Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years
ok this is very funny but it also kinda perfectly represents why I don't like Dean Withers lol dunking on these ppl shouldn't even be considered an achievement
i saw conner o’malley live last year & at some point in his set he went “you guys ever go to the bank and you’re just like “fuck i hope BANE doesn’t show up”?” i think about it sometimes
Imagine if in Thor 2 Thor and Loki found out in the second act that the boring bad guy was also a child trafficking pedophile and it changed fundamentally nothing about the movie’s overall tone and focus and was only there to make Thor be the rube to a discourse hypothetical