HighDistortion

WANGHAF | 19 | I'm a White Monster | Marketing Major | Dogshit at Brawl / OW | Former Retard | Avid Alcoholic |
Down 52 pounds I ❤️ MILFS/Goth Girls

[HighDistortion @HighlyDistorted]

@boomhotdog2 @Shxrkyyyy

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Jerking off to wallpaper engine porn

[Gwen🍭 @rubynesoberi]

do girls like it when you click the wumpus wave after adding them

[HighDistortion @HighlyDistorted]

@f3iOW Its not all hitscans but its always a hitscan

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America: wins world wars, invents electricity and freedom, turns 250

Great Britain: here’s an old piece of shit with no A/C and room temperature beer

[HighDistortion @HighlyDistorted]

@Greenpig117 Why would I ignore the text? He spitting

[America @america]

Happy 250th Birthday, America 🇺🇸

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Super Bowl wins:
USA - 58
England - 0

Revolutionary Wars won:
USA - 1
England- 0

Chick-Fil-A's:
USA - 3059
England - 0

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Wishing everyone a happy and safe 4th of July and happy 250th to the USA!

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Nothing says "true love" like a 40-page prenuptial agreement! 😂

I give it 2 years, max!

[HighDistortion @HighlyDistorted]

@Jakeyy2505 Why would you do that to yourself

[Virtus.pro @virtuspro]

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@Reskwav Pretend I retweeted this

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I fucking love my country

[lulu₊⊹₍ᐢ•༝•ᐢ₎ᰔᩚ @bunnymalware]

i should be Able to sue for misinformation “tailored to your playstyle” MY ASS

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

black ops 3 had a functional mini fridge

[iron impaler @edeh_o_o]

"can I get a second tank"

[Monster Fan @EnjoyerMonster]

How I show the prostitute her own heart for the last minute of her life

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

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