How ironic is it that my 1 year old shares the same birthday as u terry my favorite cousin I love u and genuinely miss you. She only got 9 years terry I'm sorry I hate she took u from us. It was an honor to call u my little cousin until we meet again. #foreverterryhill
Keke Palmer stole the mic from Druski at the BET Awards while introducing Cardi B and immediately called him out for stealing her spot as host 😭🤣🎤
“This should’ve been my gig. Why the hell would they have you host?”
I'm barely starting my second week at my new job, and I heard all the tea, I just be sitting there minding the business that pays me and boom two coworkers start dropping tea next to me 😭, I'm a whole Virgo I be in the background like.
An hour and a half left omg 😮💨 I got tacos waiting for me I'm mad af I gotta entertain two children tonight. Both them kids is literally 40 kids put together omg I know my house is trashed 😭 and that mess is nothing but the baby
I have never met a 16 month old child who can change the channel holding the remote correctly, I watched my toddler turn it to fox 5 news at 10 last night. I don't watch the news how he knows wat the news is, I have no clue but it baffles me because he was really watching it.
I was on the bus omw home from work, I'm like damn somebody got some fire 😭 whole time I'm the one smelling like I been playing in marijuana all day and I low-key was 😂
Angel numbers/10 toes opens portals and quickens ur manifestation I played it omw to work this morning got an email at 11 saying my ccb card is being printed 😁 ya girl is official.
So far I cut the flower leafs,cut the weed plants,hung the weed plants and weighed the weed in my first week. And folks are just quitting literally easy money.
I don't think I like my older sister frfr. I stay far away from folks who says little slick ass shit, u gotta lie to folks to be liked. I mastered how to control my dreams and manifest wat I want we were never on the same level.
That 3rd baby is the one that makes it seem like I don't have control over my own damn kids. 😮💨😭 This toddler of mines tests my gangsta and laughs while doing it. It's giving my niece and I all over again.
I played a match one day with my bestie 😂 they were sick of our asses running down on them, tell me why I hit that corner I got lifted off my feet by my own pink mac10 😭 and I hear my bestie say o hell nah I just got my shit blown with my own gun. Well excuse df outta me.