Baker Mayfield:
-Heisman Trophy winner
-#1 pick in NFL Draft
-walked on to Texas Tech and became starting quarterback as a True Freshman
-transferred to Oklahoma and beat out Trevor Knight when everyone told him he was crazy
-won a playoff game with the Cleveland Browns
-hottest wife in the NFL
-2-time Pro Bowler
-definitely spends 30 extra minutes with special needs kids at the hospital
-definitely holds the door for elderly women
-definitely drinks 15+ beers and has way too good of a time at a dive bar
Baker Mayfield is the Michael Phelps of Johnny Manziels.
If you’re not a fan of Baker Mayfield you’re not a fan of life.
going to the bar late in the week is so confusing it’s hard to tell whether the 300 pound girl is here because she drinks too much beer or eats too much of the fried fish that’s on special
2016 World Series Game 1
Joe Buck on the Fox Broadcast turns the microphone over to my Dad to do the team introductions on national TV. . .
This is by far my favorite memory from the 2016 Fall Classic. I will never not get chills watching this.
#guardsball@CleGuardians
Out turkey hunting this morning. Can’t help but think how quickly I would die if I was a turkey. You try to kill them in the morning when they are horny and chasing girl turkeys. I’d fall for it every time.