Highway Hodge

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#AnOnionForPapa

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Only four hours away from 2COVID2Furious.

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Official variant list:

2020 — Alpha
2020 — Beta
2021 — Gamma
2021 — Delta
2021 — Omicron
2022 — Megatron
2022 — Hufflepuff
2023 — Firesmash
2023 — Omicron 2: Electric Boogaloo
2023 — MySha-crona
2024 — Timbiebs
2024 — Thunderpunch
2025 — 2COVID2Furious

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Society: “We need better access to healthcare, more affordable housing, cheaper groceries, and climate change mitigation.”

Capitalism: “Here are Oreos that taste like Coke and Coke that tastes like Oreos.”

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#FUNdantBawllz #HappyNewYear

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Allspice more like onespice.

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“How many rivers are in Trois-Riviéres?”

#FakeCanadianFolkSongs

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Of all the foods, gravy tastes the most brown.

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The Little Mermaid is, at its core, a story about contract law.

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.@SunChips how do u know what the sun tastes like?

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@QuackAttackPod Easy. I’m casting Devon Sawa in all five roles and pocketing the remaining $10.

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@smoozle Are you sure it was a British man or was it Regina George with her hair shaved off?

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Me getting into the #Scotties like:

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@TheoAshNFL People from Wyoming reading this:

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@smoozle

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#FUNdantBawllz2023

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I’m so glad Netflix let Tim Burton make a show that’s dark, macabre & gothic. Really breaking ground and thinking outside the box there.

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@TheoAshNFL The lack of respect he gets is sickening.

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@ScottGustin When will Splash Mountain close?

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RCEers aren’t people. #BanRCE #NotMyCorn

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#MomsBicornial