David Higgs

YES I’ve added my Birth date Twitter!!!!!

[Greg Scott @GregScottTV]

Was just sent this.
The England team… But all as Alan Partridge.
Sound on…

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The hoover I ordered from Turkey has finally arrived.

[Mr Blonde @Kearney3Mr]

Bungle in the Jungle!

[Martin B @martinb26099691]

Join Emma Hays and Gary Neville for half time analysis

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Getting worse these things

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Due to Spain failing to beat Cape Verde, Everton have been fined a further £40m!

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

You’ll need this for the rest of the tournament

[Jennifer clement @mickeya100]

My son is wearing a Man U top as part of an experiment to see how people react.
So far, he has been spat on, punched twice, kicked 3 times and verbally abused.
It'll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house 🙂🙂

[Mark Gordon @MarkGordonMedia]

A lot of talk about penalty technique since the Champions League Final. There is only one correct way to take a pen, the Julian Dicks method!💥

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Robbie🐾🐾 @RobMclovin1]

Nicola Sturgeon leaving her house whilst her husband is in Edinburgh High Court for embezzling £460000 today. She apparently knew nothing!

[Hutch @Hutchy657]

Best one yet

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Xabi Alonso after two weeks of training Garnacho and Delap

[neilB ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ @neilTheMagpie]

#SouthamptonFC 😂

[Pompey Flag @PompeyFlag]

Seen @SouthamptonFC new shirt sponsors next season? Dirty scummers have got in early!

[Kenneth MacRae @kmacraeplockton]

Dunfermline win Scottish Cup 2026.

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