Alan Smithee

it’s getting weird around here, huh?

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@NickChaps96 Too bad they left out Ub Iwerks entirely.

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@Y2K_DOTCOM Who the fuck wouldn’t pick ratatouille?

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

Fuck you mean "bloated budget," they're SCHOOLS

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

how it feels when you're winning quietly and nobody knows

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@Konstoyouralas1 @Acyn Hating CEOs and Israel is not the same as hating america. You people are such clowns it baffles me.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

“Socialism is the Republican word for anything that helps the people.”

~Harry Truman

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!
WHY DO Y’ALL LET FAST FOOD PLAY YOU LIKE THIS?

Big Crispy Chicken Sandwich 3 for Me with fries, BOTTOMLESS chips and salsa and UNLIMITED drink for $10.99, only at Chili's.

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@YourPalRags This was genuinely tough.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

You’ve got be kidding

[𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 @TheWarKitchen]

God bless America and all the beautiful desserts she's made 🇺🇸

[Alex Skopic @alexskopic]

Perfect summary of the FT's politics that three people named fictional characters, but nobody said John Brown or Malcolm X

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

We hate on The French too much.
Without them, we would be nothing.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@theashleyray I mean, where is he gonna find someone his own age?

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@Acyn We're already in a failed state.

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@joshscorcher Even if we boycott Playstation, there’s a sea of people who own PlayStations just to play the newest Madden and FIFA.

But I’m not sure that’s enough to make their profits back, so maybe boycotting’s worth a try.

[Mariè @p8stie]

No one likes anyone who is nice. If you are nice you are being used by people who resent you for not giving them boundaries.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

You are literally standing on a planet that grows peaches.
PEACHES.
Not to mention cucumbers, strawberries, kale, apples, blueberries, and DRAGONFRUIT.
Out of dirt.
I cannot stress this enough.
DIRT.

[Alan Smithee @HijinxHyena]

@dailyhopecores People need to say sorry first to be forgiven