Hila

Pretend writer living one beat at a time. @BeatDreams_

[Hila @Hilaism]

ואלךה https://t.co/98TFbOVdbs

[Hila @Hilaism]

THIS. "@BeatDreams_ Fresh: Top 5 #edm / #festival dance moves http://t.co/7ueb3XPISY #Ultra2014 #UMF2014 #MMW #WMC2014

[Hila @Hilaism]

And/or Ellen DeGeneres "@DILLONFRANCIS: #tbt when I was justin bieber http://t.co/OLzIT677Ul”

[Awkward Girl @AwkGrlPrblms]

Raise your hand if you like banana Laffy Taffy! Kay, keep it raised. Now use that hand & unzip your flesh to reveal the monster underneath.

[Hila @Hilaism]

@deadcouch you win 👏👏👏

[Hila @Hilaism]

Hoping the conclusion of #MH370 will be way better than Lost.

[Hila @Hilaism]

Preach it, baby! "@DJBoabSpence: #TheDJBible By @DJBoabSpence is out! http://t.co/df4SLD2lGh Stories via @Hilaism @Serena_Samberg”

[Hila @Hilaism]

Small victories 💪"@MaxGraham: My @united flight landed 30 min early today. #PositiveAirlineTweet”

[BeatDreams @BeatDreams_]

New: Why #Trance is trying to save itself, @Joe2theNo's response to @TheEDMNetwork's editorial http://t.co/IGBqeYBdHg

[Hila @Hilaism]

Love how they named a street after how much Hitler sucks. “@Funkagenda: Everything's bigger in the USA http://t.co/uycD0lwhDj”

[Hila @Hilaism]

Her brain is amazing “@meganamram: I don't think you're ready / fourth this July / my country's too birthdaylicious for you, Abe (Lincoln)!”

[Hila @Hilaism]

Meat, beer, and explosives. As American as it gets. Happy 4th of July, y'all!

[Hila @Hilaism]

You speak Russian? “@DILLONFRANCIS: fuckʞɔnɟ”

[Hila @Hilaism]

Toupée meet orange head. "@JennyJohnsonHi5: Pot, meet kettle. RT @realDonaldTrump: Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg should...

[Hila @Hilaism]

Up until I got this book, all I wanted was a cute little Asian baby. Now all I want is a little @mindykaling.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name

[Hila @Hilaism]

Child abuse is naming your kid North West.

[David Koechner @DavidKoechner]

Paula Dean's new recipe for the good life. Saute' Shrimp in creole sauce add buttermilk and raw lard stir gently while saying the N-word.

[Hila @Hilaism]

Yo @mindykaling, friend found your book in my room, walked out of shower & found him on the floor pissing himself.