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@Cherrycherr2es But it is you that can transform yourself into someone you love. No one else is going to do that for you. Dwelling in the past fixes nothing. I hope this helps for coping with the anxiety... https://t.co/4Km6J51vtH God bless.

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Dante Gabriel Rossetti: "The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank." https://t.co/RUEJWrDtDC

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Fred Thompson: "After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood." https://t.co/uNCgwRgzBW

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Edmund Wilson: "There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income." https://t.co/EVWzcjRDSM

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Sue Murphy: "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." https://t.co/WghQWMXJbP

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Bill Vaughan: "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street t... https://t.co/aYOiG2Tehb

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William Shakespeare: "My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me." https://t.co/lye6Cpgdwr

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Shana Alexander: "The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous." https://t.co/IeEUghJH7M

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Logan Pearsall Smith: "The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and ... https://t.co/GQ40wxOS1l

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Emerson Pugh: "If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it." https://t.co/1QoT7K23h7

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I. F. Stone: "If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things yo... https://t.co/hcURRfd5u7

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Jean Rostand: "My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists." https://t.co/JV6q0FS0Pc