Onyango Okello

Software Developer.
Trying, succeeding, and failing at adulting. 🇰🇪 🏳️‍🌈#COYG

[Thanos @abadojack]

I am not the bottom, I am the bottom’s friend.

[Tross @TrossOtieno]

Riambo ka wuon😂

[𝐎𝐊𝐧'𝐭 @W_airimu]

Tulihamia nyumba ilikua hivi then one day tukapata mgeni after kumaliza maji aliekewa akamwaga the rest on the floor 😭😭😭 the next month tulikua tunaeka tiles atleast sito and kitchen coz hiyo ni madharau gani surely

[Stella Oiro @Stella_Oiro]

1 in 5 SHA claims from Kenyan county hospitals go unpaid, mostly over paperwork.

Lipwad, an AI agent on Meta Muse models, reads claim forms + voice notes, cites every value and rescues returned claims.

Not medical AI. A person confirms every claim.
#Kenya #HealthTech #SHA

[bill @muliwithanmm]

Niskie mtu anasema ati " ooh, sitapiga kura juu atarudi tu"

[Grand Munene @MuneneJr_]

Then tunaingia opposition that same day. No rest for us😂💪💪

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Someone compiled Kasongo's lies in just 2 minutes 😂😂.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

A random Kenyan; Kwani CS ndio alikuwa driver?

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

Sometimes Americans drink strange things. People like billionaire Elon Musk alone spent nearly $500M and still couldn’t buy a Parliamentary majority for the hitherto ruling Republicans. Hell, I know places where that would not just purchase Parliament, but the President, and a quarter of the country- at a discount. Very inefficient deployment of capital right there😉

[ˢᵗᵃʳ ᵇʷᵒʸ🗽 @4reinaffairs]

Be vulnerable. Sio kila time resilience we si simba

[La Saape @mokayah]

Bomas costing more than GTC towers complex is theft of unprecedented scale. These people will have to be jailed and our monies refunded.

[👻 @_Wangarih]

Siku ziende mbio niambie Santa I want my ex for Christmas

[MotherOfPassports @WinnieRioba]

I am actually sick and tired of non-Kenyans on this platform asking why Kenyans “complain” about that man.

Either you don’t do your research (derogatory), or you’re just plain dull.

People ACTUALLY DIED. Mind your country’s business.

WANTAM 🤷🏾‍♀️

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

I like it when a nigga with glasses takes them off and starts squinting. Come here you blind man, let me lead you to a hole you'll like. 😍

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

I've just realized that I might be here arguing and very angry that my taxes are being used for State House mandazi, up against a TL that not only sees nothing wrong with it, they actually understand the president because they'd do exactly what he's doing in his position.

[Kaka Ruto @kaka_ruto]

If you want your agents to do exactly what you want, learn to box them in a series of deterministic actions

The unfortunate thing is current coding agents do not help you with that

So you are left with dozens of md files that you ask your agent to keep reading - wrong design!

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

10 minutes max. Then kila mtu ashike doria pande yake. Brief 10 minute interlude in the night for reassurance then back to separate sides. Brief morning cuddle before waking up, then kila mtu aamke aende kazi akatafutie Ruto zingine za kuiba.

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

Tunaenda protests wapi? Juu nakuja.

Because I know with that livestreaming thing, someone I know will die for sure.

So I might as well take the risk of me dying right now to prevent it.

I'm tired of this man killing people whenever he wants something.

[mwaura @mwaura___]

Being an ethnographer with zero memory is really kicking my ass 🥲

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

🇻🇦 Pope warns young people afraid to make mistakes

Pope Leo XIV warns that a "performance-driven culture" is leaving many young people "virtually paralysed by the fear" of making mistakes.