NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!
It’s a beautiful weekend in NYC. I can’t wait to go to drinks with my girls and obnoxiously joke about anal sex loudly in public then split a 545.00 dollar check.
Oh crap I lost my debit card. I think it’s either at the roller rink or the ice skating rink or the candy store or the ice cream parlor or the bubblegum factory