silly hilly

little miss princess

[silly hilly @Hilary_Block]

“the fashion industry is dead” oh really? explain this then…

[Jake Langbecker @jake_langbecker]

My mayor muslim
My bagel jewish
My saturday night live
Knicks in five

[marky @zweigdonaldson]

the tony awards used to have mike faist

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

I am too stoned for Shaina Taub as Emma Goldman singing Lady Marmalade

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

It’s a beautiful weekend in NYC. I can’t wait to go to drinks with my girls and obnoxiously joke about anal sex loudly in public then split a 545.00 dollar check.

[eli @__basilisk_]

Guess who's still fat for june

[kitten @endgametlsc]

Being a gf is temporary but being the hot ex is forever

[jos @josiahhughes]

i have an idea now that “the late show with stephen colbert” is over

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh crap I lost my debit card. I think it’s either at the roller rink or the ice skating rink or the candy store or the ice cream parlor or the bubblegum factory

[bunny @fadedbunny]

enjoy ur cocktail heavy on the COCK !!!!

[taryn @tarynewyss]

hold on i gotta take this

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Audra McDonalds Oscar Campaign Manager @_AllThatJaz]

What’s James Marsden’s best role and why is it Corny Collins.

[Ben Deutsch @BenLikesMovies]

LORNE MICHAEL is the new Barbenheimer.

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Penis and ferb

[miss shortcake 🍰 @misshortcake_]

my kink is complete devotion and obsession