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Recently discovered weighted blankets. wow.

[andy @Hilbranded]

Low sitting toilets just hit different.

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@JonKrawczynski It’s a nice word, Jon

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@SillyBrute Wowowowowow

[andy @Hilbranded]

Me frantically trying to offload my cache of illegal “boolets”.

[Justin Fenton @justin_fenton]

BREAKING: A Baltimore Police officer, Steven Angelini, was arrested by the FBI this morning. I'm told the case involves allegedly selling "ghost" guns. More to come...

[andy @Hilbranded]

@JimPeteHoops Jim, you both were the best. Even my buddies who follow other teams would attest. This news is absolute shit. What a complete disconnect they have from the fan base.

[andy @Hilbranded]

@KLyargy @christianjw24 @Imman_Adan His tongue has permanent teeth marks now.

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@JayMalsky 🎶 A single mom who works two jobs, who fights a bear on her kitchen floor. 🎶

[andy @Hilbranded]

@aplockhart That’s why you’re the best. Im on it.

[andy @Hilbranded]

When my dog walks past multiple grass patches and decides to shit on a busy sidewalk.

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At an off leash dog park a dog started barking at me. “It’s all good Mr. Pups.”Some are barkers, I have a lap jumper myself. Then owner drags it over to me and starts hitting it on the face while it looked at me. Umm-that AINT it and the dog probably DESPISES me now. Poor thing.

[andy @Hilbranded]

People who pass on the on-ramp before a zipper merge, who didn’t hurt you enough as a child?

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This is why it’s so important to VOTE.

[andy @Hilbranded]

When you sit down at a restaurant, the server immediately asks what you want and they have one drink menu.

[andy @Hilbranded]

@ItsZakHaHa This was pandering..I still tripped over myself to like it.

[andy @Hilbranded]

Wouldn’t it be a bummer if the moment you turn 75, they stop electing 75 year old presidents. Like…cmon I waited 🥴☹️

[andy @Hilbranded]

@ColaptesAuratus Oh god me too.

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@mikefotis you’re really helping these Timberwolves L’s go down a little smoother. #NewfavoriteTVDad

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@JPulley3 @DaneMooreNBA At this point I think it’s just “weather”.

[andy @Hilbranded]

@nullrend Absolutely! Fuck me for choosing a dry January

[andy @Hilbranded]

Twitter is wild.

-They want to kill us when we protest, or when we lawfully vote.

- These seditious acts are just going to continue unless lawmakers...

-Elon Musk wants to explore interplanetary servitude

- Capitol Police officer dies of suicide

-cOmE oN rAvEnS, pass!