Aaron H.

ACV '13 - BC3 '17
Computer Support Technician

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey signed a bill legalizing the murder of babies like this one.

The size of a human doesn’t determine his or her value. Every child deserves a chance. Abortion is murder and must be abolished.

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Pit bull owners after some blockhead beast mauls 5 children: "Any dog can bite you. It's about the owner, not the breed."

Average golden retriever story:

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Super Mario Odyssey (2017)

[Isabel Brown @theisabelb]

Only in America do you need a photo ID for bottomless pasta at Olive Garden, but not to vote.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

[Jiikae @Jiikae]

It’s 2011. An Ocarina of Time and a Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system

It’s 2026. An Ocarina of Time and Starfox remake are coming to the latest Nintendo system

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[jj @schlizzawg]

why is she inside of a installshield installer

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

He accomplished two important things with this line of questioning: 1) He exposed abortion for what it really is, stripping away the euphemisms that hide its barbarity, and 2) he revealed that abortion's proponents are too embarrassed and uncomfortable to have the conversation without the euphemisms because it makes them look monstrous. In other words, they care more about how they're perceived than anything else, including the wellbeing of innocent, defenseless babies. So they are, in fact, monstrous — and terrible at hiding it.

Very well done.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

🐝🐝🐝

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Say what you want about Trump, but the man has incredible range

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

Every time Trump survives an assassination attempt he enters a kind of zen fugue state where he transcends his usual belligerence and radiates unearthly serenity. "I wasn't worried," he said after this last one. "I understand life. We live in a crazy world." In this photo he looks like the speaker of Yeats's "Lake Isle of Innisfree," gazing dreamily into the respite that awaits him when at last his labor on this earth is done.

"Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honey-bee,
And live alone in the bee-loud glade."

This usually lasts about a week before he goes back to thundering obscenities at his enemies and wishing hellfire upon them at the merest provocation.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

No KINGS!!!

Their reign in power controlling America…

Chuck Grassley: 51+ years
Chuck Schumer: 45+ years
Mitch McConnell: 41+ years
Nancy Pelosi: 39+ years
Maxine Waters: 35+ years
Bernie Sanders: 35+ years
Etc

Trump: 5 years and 3 months

But Donald Trump is a King?

Scam.