Hilary Horvath

Practice back flips, tragic actress
On a movie with no screen

[Hilary Horvath @hilhead]

@KennedyJames13 https://t.co/V4Zj7CR8is

[Dancing with the Stars #DWTS @officialdwts]

When it's a 3-day weekend...#dwts https://t.co/8IWJcS2UF3

[Hilary Horvath @hilhead]

Tweeting to get more chances to win free Chipotle http://t.co/IiL5mLDhQC #friendorfauxsweepstakes

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The science is clear: The earth is round, the sky is blue, and #vaccineswork. Let's protect all our kids. #GrandmothersKnowBest

[James White @Flight8]

Hawaiian Roll slander ? This not the world for me

[rob fee @robfee]

What were Chick Fil-A's other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?

[Hilary Horvath @hilhead]

https://t.co/PWauPHP0lL @KennedyJames13

[Cedar Point @cedarpoint]

Hey @KingJames - come back to the @cavs and we'll rename one of our coasters, "King James!" Ball in your court, sir. RT, #Ohio!

[Bizhan Zia Sheikh... @BizhanZiaS]

@maryamzi4 Maryam is my peeshee

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

I couldn't love my friends more if you paid me

[Hilary Horvath @hilhead]

@FitnessAtoZia inspired me to channel my inner meena today and run outside listening to https://t.co/gK9n0avz5W

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

The fact that I feel proud of myself for not knowing what Flappy Bird is tells me I'm gonna be the biggest dickhead when I'm an old lady.

[Matt Braunger @Braunger]

Wrestlemania is actually a really serious medical condition.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Me doing Me today! http://t.co/z4XXhGxAdH

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

"Today is YOUR day. Let's do this." - Papa John in the mirror this morning, probably

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

For every rat you see, there are 50 you don’t. #DrPhil

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

DAAAAAAAWWWWGGGGGZZZ!!!!

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

To experience boundless, abstract joy please google image search "colored doors"

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Hate vomiting, love having vomited

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

To ratchet for Canada

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

The feeling I get 2 hours after drinking hot chocolate is ALMOST indistinguishable from typhoid.