Hillary Boone

Burlington Vermont Sunshine Lesbian, Stand Up Comedian, Sometimes Cartoonist.

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

Planning my trip to Burlington, VT- staying at The Essex Hotel & Spa. For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/vccONdwHw2 @EssexResortSpa

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

Sting has no place in the @Spotify Jazz Christmas playlist. Lemon out.

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

It’s not about wedding cake

It’s about being denied service

And how far that could go

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

Guy at Trader Joe's: ”Hi. Is it finals week for you?”

Francesca: "pledge drive at VPR."

#publicradionerd

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

"Here are your @MrEmilyHeller eggs."

"What?"

"Scrambled eggs with oregano."

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

Harry Potter roast @vtcomedy club is the best thing I have ever seen.

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My homemade canning labels are the gift that keeps on giving

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

@brandonmcneice Hard and sometimes ugly.

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

"What's with this amoeba pattern on everything?" "Paisley." Suit shopping. #brotherandsister

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

If we ban guns then people will just throw wolves at each other people will still die so what’s the point

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

Discomfort Foods https://t.co/SY2c1tyUFy via @thenib

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

@gillespiekat23 Men who use axe body spray AND exercise self restraint is a thin slice of overlap on the Venn Diagram of (axe body spray) and (self restraint).

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

This #Colchester power outage has nuttin on the #NEK. In the old days I had to wash for school in the frozen river. Now I might be a few minutes late to brunch in a house that still has heat and water. #winning @GreenMtnPower

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

"Where do the best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally." - truth in comedy.

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

I'm in this show! Let's go #middlebury! https://t.co/C1A9jOEwOY

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

Love @vtcomedy club! $5 Thursday show and #comedy lending library.

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

"How can you not be good at #improv? You're so witty."

"It's not about that, it's about being a team player."

"Uh oh"

[dr. frontbutt @prosepott]

Some comics to mend your comedy 💔:
Tig Notaro
Sarah Silverman
Margaret Cho
Wanda Sykes
Beth Stelling
Tiffany Haddish
Maria Bamford
Kelly MacFarland
Bethany Van Delft
Cameron Esposito
Aparna Nancherla
Ali Wong
Sasheer Zamata
Sam Jay
Jenny Zigrino

I got more, just ask. 💁

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

@SpiceMunson Probably one. But... what if we do a stove top and separate convection oven? Samberry, the possibilities are endless.

[Hillary Boone @HillaryBooneVT]

@SpiceMunson We are shopping for home appliances at black friday prices.