Hillary Timlin

live tweeter who bribes people with baked goods.

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Thought my boyfriend was working, but he’s making a spread sheet of all the men and who they hug first. #TheBachelorette

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@loccitaneusa - its 3:40, what is this?

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Does Gabbi know? #thebachelor

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This interview with Sean Lowe is dumb, we don’t need it. This doesn’t need to be 3 hours. #thebachelor

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This is embarrassing for abc #TheBachelor #audiogate

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Where’s the audio? #thebachelor

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We are an hour in, how is there two more hours? This does not need to be a 3 hour event #TheBachelor

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Do we think Gabbi has read the Scarlet Letter or has just seen the movie Easy A? #TheBachelor

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No uncle Kronk? #TheBachelor

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Ariel is once again proving that she is way to cool for Zach #TheBachelor

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Ariel came prepared #TheBachelor

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Let’s go! #TheBachelor

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Zach right now:

#thebachelor

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What and I cannot stress this enough the Fuck is Zach doing? #thebachelor

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This is like a car crash, it’s going to be so bad but I can’t look away #thebachelor

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This is wild and I can’t stop watching #thebachelor

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How jet-lagged do we think Gabi is?

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Ariel is just way too cool for Zach #thebachelor

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Nothing hotter than eating spicy bugs #thebachelor

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Who’s ready for sex week? #thebachelor

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What is the pink drink in the wine glass some of the women have? #TheBachelorette