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Your friendly neighborhood Russian spy

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@TheBeaSmith I’m not sure if you’re the right person to be telling someone to watch their language. (pls don’t kill me)

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The fact that we’re expected to believe someone, without a shred of evidence, just because they made an allegation is so fucking appalling. If someone claimed that my brother assaulted them, and they didn’t have a lick of evidence, you bet your ass there would be hell to pay.

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@YCSD York County has been having severe weather warnings left and right. Just cancel school, or at least a delay. There’s 60mph winds, flooding, and power outages. If anyone gets hurt, you’d better be prepared to get sued.

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Aaaaand I have another group project to do, and of course there’s one son of a bitch who doesn’t contribute to the group at all

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https://t.co/1Yn8Rw2G6g

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When the president texts you

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https://t.co/Ozq8ifYyjc

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@TheBeaSmith didn’t let me leave the house to go to school this morning until I read the tweet she sent me. #parentinggoals 👌

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https://t.co/WjaaAsESfo

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@Uhtred1973 Yes!!!

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Jfc I’m so competitive. I got so mad when some group’s rough draft essay was better than mine, and now I’m making it a point to make the final draft better than anyone else’s. In my defense, I wrote the entire thing while the rest of my group didn’t do shit.

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https://t.co/BYf1XYBtF0

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@Uhtred1973 I’m gonna hit the YEET on this essay

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@Uhtred1973 Hahahaha true

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Paul Joseph Watson stole my catch phrase! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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@welshalan @steph93065 Of course there should be an investigation. What I’m saying is that we shouldn’t have to believe someone just because of an allegation.

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“Group Project” does not mean that I do the entire project while you halfwits sit around and talk about Fortnite

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https://t.co/Y75b3KFZcZ | Police say 60-100 fires in progress in Lawrence, Andover, North Andover due to gas line emergency

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Harambe: “I have information pertaining to the email scandal that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest.”

Harambe dies.

Cause of death: Suicide

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Why are y’all paying $100 a month for child support when you can feed a child for just 50 cents a day?