Hillary Clinton

2016 Presidential candidate parody account

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Haven't you taken enough money from people in your lifetime? https://t.co/Y1aSRhJKPH

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all of my twitter followers, please contribute whatever you can to the campaign. We must beat Crooked Hillary. https://t.co/Xv8Q1GuWiH

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Suck it, bitch. https://t.co/XRojxQOq1d

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

FBI director said Crooked Hillary compromised our national security. No charges. Wow! #RiggedSystem

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

In order to decrease American obesity, we must follow in the footsteps of the UK. Nobody can lose Pounds like they can. #Brexit

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

@realDonaldTrump 14 volunteers wasn't impressive enough so you gave them 15 signs to hold...

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

I really hope the extra day in Black History Month this year helped heal our nation's social wounds. #LeapDay

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Imagine being Jeb Bush at the breakfast table tomorrow, looking up, and seeing George's smug-ass grin. #AnotherOneBitesTheDust

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

"Okay I'm nearly last in the polls, I need to put my mark on the one thing I know Republicans like..." https://t.co/Wu2wNQlqqU

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

America.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

If Donald Trump and Chris Christie had a lovechild. #GOPDebate

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

.@GovMikeHuckabee Just remember the middle school AV club needs their room back by 4.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

The #SOTU address is incredible this year. Watching Bernie Sanders stand up so many times in an hour should be motivation to us all.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

If there's one thing I've learned from @billclinton, it's that the backdoor is the wrong door. #encryption

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

I think everybody can agree that the big winner in the #GOPDebate was me.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Breaking News: Bobby Jindal officially drops out of the Presidential race leaving his 19 supporters to find other options.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Between Biden dropping out and the #BenghaziCommittee I think I've taken all the drama out of the Democratic race, sorry media.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Bernie Sanders just drank from a flask during the commercial break. Anderson Cooper giving him the business, commercial break might go long.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

It's hard to focus in this debate when there's a pervading smell of tuna coming from Bernie Sanders to my right. #DemDebate

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

To be honest I don't even know who this O'Malley guy is. #DemDebate

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

I'd like to welcome @Snowden to twitter! Hey Ed, hope you can recommend some cool places to visit for Espionage Act violators, just in case.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Scott Walker ironically shows himself to be the most rational GOP candidate by dropping out of the race.

[Hillary Clinton @HilliaryClinton]

Mike, as Michele Bachmann might say, I think you've had one too many vaccines. https://t.co/lBhPaysSYg

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

What a world, where Hillary Clinton isn't in jail but #KimDavis is. #ImWithKim