Hilton

I type things into a computer for a living. I recently made a game called Blurps for iOS and Android. People seem to like it for some reason.

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@DuckyDuckySoupy @stevenss196 @IWDominate Uh... Have you ever seen a football, hockey, or soccer game in your life?

[victoruoussecret @victoruousecret]

Commissioner @JasonCCRHL is helping make our dream come true. The @CCRHL is quite simply the best to ever do it.

VS is our family, this win and this trophy means the world to us. Please help us acquire the BIG BOY which we will cherish forever - we need 100 Retweets! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@JahshBanks Just found your song "Drunk Anthem" in New Dawn, and gotta say, I can't stop playing it. I fuckin love it. Got such a good vibe to it

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@terrencehoward @RollingStone Dude, 1x1 means one group of one thing. If I have a single group of a single apple, how many apples do I have? That's right, 1.

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

Turns out there is a downside to "humoring him."

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

If you’re still pretending not to know what white privilege is: here’s a picture.

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

On top of getting the dope stickers that I ordered, I also got a bonus sticker, and a hand written thank you note. I just think thats super cool so I needed to share.

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@Oil_Foundation @REMAXca @EdmontonOilers That really sucks. I hit the final page 3 times after entering in my credit card info, each time failed, and now I can't even get any.

I'm surprised you guys capped it, it's not like there is a physical limit to the amount of numbers you can produce.

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

I just one day want to be hot enough to pull off my personality

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@CasualConnect When do you think the 2019 event schedule will be released?

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@Eminem I know you're getting a lot of shit right now, but you don't deserve it. I think the new album is fuckin lit. I love it. We've been playing it non-stop in the office. Our favorites are Heat and Remind Me, they're just so fun

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@XboxSupport Your support page https://t.co/Li2dHdc0DC seems to be down (at least for me)

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

@effinghygaard I'm going to remember this

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

Yo, America, come on man, stop playin, this is serious shit

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

I feel like @eggo's are just a more dignified way for me to get maple syrup into my mouth instead of chugging straight from the bottle

[Hilton @HiltonPatton]

I'm not saying @EmWatson sleeping with me would solve world hunger, but her not sleeping with me clearly hasn't helped.