The Worlds Foremost Himbologist

#NSFW Alt. @himbochronicles.bsky.social

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Mmmkay I’m up, morning.

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@whosnsfw Regardless of if your face is visible, if you’re in the video and you asked not, they’re an ass for still posting it. They would be for having done it without asking, it’s worse that they know you don’t want it up.

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Hi hi

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@HoleAndOates Well I know someone who’s getting a bedazzler for Christmas!

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@HoeannaNewsom Bringing my sluttiest olive oil

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@hiimlyka Pup chuck
Pupper cut
Pup A’creek
Pup Tickinwebtrafficthankstoournewmultichannelmarketingstrategy

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Barber really make me wait an extra 20 mins so he can keep touching up this man with 1/16th an inch of hair im gonna lose it.

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Feel like garbage today someone come kiss my forehead.

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@DefoNotJoshh One day I’m gonna look like this without it taking 7 angles and 40 mins to get this exact photo

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Run errands with me?

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@sixfootfiveguy Only if you help me make them (we can go to Joann’s first.)

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@sixfootfiveguy What if we just incline walk some errands?

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@whosfrancisco Now I know the phrase “it’s a need” gets thrown around a lot these days…but they don’t mean it like I mean it.

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@taint_bernard The works!

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@taint_bernard Costco, Home Depot, MedSpa, Farmers market

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@AusCGay I’ve no doubt!

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@deadpixells I don’t disagree but I’m afraid this is about the greater good you can do for society!

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Woke up at 4 am just so I could get a better workout today…..what if being gay actually kills me.

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Hot dad at my gym I thought was straight smells like gay guy it’s not over yet!

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@PrivatePouty The girl reading this ☺️

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Gym.

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

@bugcatcherbrand Revived from the dead! (A mountain of endless repairs and remodels that I’m very much still under)

[The Worlds Foremost Himbologist @Himbochronicles]

Hi I’ve been very busy with projects since the house but here’s a photo of my wiring a wall.