Ryan Hiner

[NFL @NFL]

.@tae15adams wants video game moves like @Lj_era8 👀🎮

@packers | #GoPackGo

📺: #GBvsSF -- Sunday 8:20pm ET on NBC
📱: NFL app

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

Can they make us Poisonous to spiders so they’re no longer something I have to worry about

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

295 traffic makes zero sense

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

If You Own #dogecoin Hit That Retweet. Let’s Get It To .50¢

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

This whole covid thing happened when everyone decided to start drinking white claws over beer.

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

If you don’t get just as hype to see your dog as they are to see you then you’re just not doing it right.

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

@hayden_lucke Exactly, it doesn’t matter

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

The word “Queue” is a “Q” followed by 4 silent letters

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

I’m on to you Google🤔🤔🤔

Google home (out of nowhere):
would you like to know how long it takes to walk around the block?

Me: Yeah, sure Google

Google Home: Go Ahead

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No meat is safe @oldrowofficial (via ig:conreedking)

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

These restrictions are the opening scene to every zombie movie ever

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

@Mickalous16 @HarrisTeeter Bullshit, that they said 51-60. 51-60! How are we supposed to know your crazy shrim language @HarrisTeeter? There are 196 abbreviations for ct. how can you prepare a taco fiesta with a shrimp package like this!!!

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

The Aaron Hernandez documentary
“He was good looking”
“& gay”
“He was an amazing athlete!”
“But totally gay.”
“He had a severe brain disease that caused him to act irrationally”
“But he was also gay, so that could be it”
“He was a murderer... a gay one”

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

"I just want a Super Bowl, so if Santa Claus can deliver that to me, I'll be satisfied!" @Lj_era8 🎅

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The woman who made out with Sam Darnold this weekend has come forward @katebarstool

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

When was someone going to tell me that there’s an actual silent button on the iPhone X. I thought my phone was just ignoring me this whole time.

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

If homeless people have good grammar I don’t trust them

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

Never understood why the Ying yang twins say “and a strap around your ankle” in the beginning of salt shaker🤔🤔🤔

[Ryan Hiner @Hiner610]

I want stone cold Steve Austin narrating my every move