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i’m a bitch i’m a lover i’m a child i’m a mother i’m a sinner i’m a saint i do not feel ashamed

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@Five_2Bravo @aaronpaul64 @ChazakVeemet @Uncommonsince76 No matter where you turn there’s always some petulant little clown on social media crying about Baltimore from behind his phone out in Harford County or PA or whatever

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@Five_2Bravo @aaronpaul64 @ChazakVeemet @Uncommonsince76 Nice scary photo of the fucking graffiti alley in the arts district that teenagers drive out from the county to do photo shoots in front of, you corny fucking goon

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ate both denny’s and waffle house within the span of 5-6 hours yesterday

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the only people on the left i ever see utilizing ai are almost exclusively white gen x men and you never seem to be able to convince them that it’s the dorkiest fucking shit in the world

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smoking my 4:20am blunt and crying about two or three really good synth bits

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who takin me to the abandoned hospital in takoma park?? 🏥🕸️

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@oldloser_ but yeah idk, I like lettuce on a burger or whatever but ideally I don’t want it to be on there so long that the lettuce gets hot

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fucked up how much some stupid ass lettuce can zhuzh up a sandwich

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@oldloser_ sounds like you have the McDLT problem

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been getting a lot of crying boy with a floral wooden sculpture ai imagery thrown at me lately

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WTMD playing Cortez the Killer to make me cry at work

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@oldloser_ you’re just mad about sympathy is a knife 🙄💅

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@oldloser_ uhhh wrong and mean

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dunkin should sponsor me in my various endeavors 💅🍩

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was walking into work today lamenting the very real possibility that i’d never again see the hot futch-y older contractor, but she is here today busting up pallets with a crowbar

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brat snub was heinous but predictable

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acab includes the ghostbusters

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radio played a black keys song i kinda liked from before they only made ford truck music

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teen santa claus