Hinstock Hornets

Playing out of “The Favela” - Couple of chumps who love to ball - From nailing hags on a Saturday night to nailing centre backs on a Sunday morning🐝

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Any grassroots teams fancy a game this summer, looking for our first friendly #grassrootsfootball

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@SuperiorBetz Yes!!! Signed shirt giveaway!!!

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@SuperiorBetz In come the big guns, if we win. We will give the shirt to our children’s charity! Marco’sFoundation !!!

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With the summer break coming to an end, the Hornets are back in action tomorrow evening - Wed 4th August, the hornets are back! Who’s attending?

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Ball tonight? 5:30/6 @ the Favela

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The more I think about the Aubameyang/Arteta thing, the less I like it. Turning up a bit late shouldn’t warrant being dropped for a NLD, and for our manager to publicly shame our captain & best player in the way he did was wrong & disrespectful. I stand with ⁦@Auba⁩. #afc

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@Williams_Josh99 @SuperiorBetz Pack your bags, you’re going on loan to the Wollerton Weasles

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@SuperiorBetz Wet wipe

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@SuperiorBetz Pro clubs. We’re waiting

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@SuperiorBetz Get on clubs then you rat

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Hinstock Hornets forward Spicy has rallied up support for a peaceful naked March around the Stock in order to raise awareness for the ever rising inflation of the price of Pringles #SpiceyLutherKing #SpiceyX

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Some say the Spiceman’s favourite treat from the ice cream man is a 99p flake... mainly because that’s how much he tips hookers on a Saturday night

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Hornets lead scout Paddy Pignailer has enquired into the availability of @matthewidowu90 the speedy, tricky winger is eager to play for the Hornets apparently. More to come...

[MIDO16 @matthewidowu90]

Hello guys follow @hinstockhornets they're a good football team to watch out for strong and good ✔️@hinstockhornets @AdamSarota @JetroWillems_15 @lindaikeji @BarackObama

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Because of the recent Wolverhampton Wanderers result, Trissy himself has become a wanderer and vows only to return back to the Hornets once he’s eaten his body weight in raspberry truffles as well as giving himself a short back and stomping trim. #buzzbuzz #riptris

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Spiceman said he’d soon rather shag a ladyboy than some fat hag. That’s OUR no.9!!!

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Trissy in a recent statement has explicitly told the dressing room the extent he would go just for a pear drop. He stated “I’d shove some dog food up my arse, run down the street with my helmet out and have a pack of hungry dogs chase me just for a pear drop”

[Hinstock Hornets @HinstockHornets]

Who has the biggest dump truck of an ass?