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Normally I don’t speak on tragedies but when the first thing I wake up to is seeing that somebody like him died, I can’t stay silent anymore. We’re told to fight for what’s right and keep pushing no matter what people say. We’re told that the right is evil and wants to make our-

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@MyNintendoNews Does Sega even make physical media anymore

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@reddit_lies Once again trying to avoid accountability by being “scared” of the consequences and not caring about anybody else

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@therealtb404 @reddit_lies My guess is it’s mostly trans people. For some reason they like to never have matured past the 4th grade and buy children’s toys.

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@reddit_lies These people think abortion is okay because the kid might grow up to be poor.

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@reij0033 @lmayoxD @King_Chickie @CerromeRussell @gamestop If you go to the website it says “Bring all cords, controllers, etc.” The price also says “up to” that amount.

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@OG_Wick0 It’s always “he did something to me” so how about you call the cops on him instead of catching at least 5 charges?

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@ywomendeservles It’s always the attention craving women who will gladly sleep with 20 guys in a week that laugh at someone wanting a relationship. God forbid someone likes you for more than your holes. If she asked one to sleep with her then it’s “ok” but guys can’t ask that for obvious reasons

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@Citizendivided @KaiserMachead @reddit_lies It’s not even a joke though. They were celebrating when Charlie Kirk died because “he’s not on our side.”

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Yall never struggled unless you had to use packing tape as a lint roller.

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@MyNintendoNews If Mario Kart is 18+ then what is GTA 6 gonna be rated?

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@patriot1776tex @plzbepatient If he loved Trump so much why’d he try to kill him?

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@mapl333 @CommissarJoseph @DelusionPosting That’s not what genocide is.

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When you move out of your parents’ house you go from having 10 bosses between school and your parents to only having 1 boss and it’s only for 8 hours a day.

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Grateful to be American because I couldn’t imagine craving a certain food but being limited by my country’s single cuisine.

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Sometimes I try to be nice and use my leftover giftcard balances to donate to charities but then they make the minimum donation $5.

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@SadLittleBigot @Laureate_Dumb @sizzle_sarah It’s not snowing that hard man

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How long after relationships start do they start kissing on the regular and it stops being an unheard of thing?

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@SadLittleBigot @Laureate_Dumb @sizzle_sarah If you get convicted then you gotta worry about it. If you’re just walking on the street then the only reason you should worry is if you like kids.

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@Laureate_Dumb @sizzle_sarah Which party is upset that the death penalty is coming after child rapists?

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People have been saying the penny is a problem for years and we should get rid of it but the second Trump does it it’s suddenly a problem and every penny ever made magically disappeared.