Today I woke up feeling f*ckin blessed.
220 days without a drink despite this year life throwing uppercuts and trying to dodge my blessings with fatalities.
I don’t have life figured out, but today? Today I got this.
She then tells me she put an UNFROZEN hot pocket in the microwave for 4 minutes.
Shit came out so burnt to a crisp, my eyes watered as soon as I entered the warehouse. They still watering now as we speak
My co worker damn near just burned down our breakroom.
When I asked what’s burning, she proceeded to tell me she burnt a hot pocket…
My G…UMMMM WHAT?!?