CrazyPlantLady

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[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Do I love my job or is this happiness from another manic episode... I really hope this is love for my job. I fucking love this job

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

I need a temporary craft supply daddy. I am currently applying for jobs, but won't have petty cash till after Halloween. I need to buy discounted Halloween craft supplies while it's on sale

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Fresh clean bed sheets, half a j, d saved legs...I'm gonna sleep well tonight

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

I wish I was as flexible as a fishing rod... if I'm that equally tense I should be that equally flexible...

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Life... 1am nachos after a night in followed by a baby shower at 11am....

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

I want to hide dinosaurs for fun

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Currently talking to a small town museum about hosting some macrame classes... but the conversation started with me convincing them to host a singles night. I'm happy

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

I've been using spinach in everything! So good

[Nicole Ridlon @NicoleMWilhelm]

But for real, I just made chicken burgers stuffed with feta and spinach and it was the most delicious thing ever.

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Millennial love story, in summation by yours truly

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

It’s #NationalMacandCheeseDay, so can we just take a moment to talk about this? 😭

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

@NicoleMWilhelm Holy shit dude!

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

@NicoleMWilhelm Omg!

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Guys nights should be called man dates #mandate

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

I'm just hating on being around people. I'm happy I packed wine and vodka. Hopefully I'm alone on the train

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Also, why stand so close?

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Is there a reason to actively not wear a mask in a train station despite all the sign and people telling you to?

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Tonight's goal was to get high and watch @boburnham 's inside. Tonight's plan went well 😊💕🌱

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

Don't get drunk...just smoke some weed

[CrazyPlantLady @HippoCampAss]

"I understand that you haven't been feeling well, but now it's inconveniencing me, so I'm gonna have to ask you to get over it"