Bruise(d) Wayne

Student of law. Eternally frustrated. Non-believer in pro-bono. Abhors phony philosophies and detests half-wit fucknuts. Trying to work on his alpha male ego.

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#DelhiMetroIn5Words Bhaisaab mere godi mein baithjao -_-

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#DelhiMetroIn5Words Saans le ne do BC!

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India celebrates #WorldToiletDay on the railway tracks, roadside drains and open fields. We have more cellphones than toilets. Sigh.

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#SanskariJamesBond doesn't score a hot girl. He asks her hand for marriage.

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#SanskariJamesBond kills the villian and then burns the body over funeral pyre while breaking down into tears.

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#JamesBond did aarti and puja (agents) as a part of the mission. #SanskariJamesBond does aarti and puja before leaving on a mission.

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#BlackMass Chilling portrayal of Whitey Bulger by #JohnnyDepp . His evil grin could scare off a creep for crying out loud!

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Bombing innocent children in the name of war? Humanity is crumbling. The word has been practically reduced to nothingness. #PrayForSyria

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Maggi. Frasier. Sunday. Sleep. #WhatIsLoveIn4Words

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#WhatIsLoveIn4Words Pain in the ass

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Don't you love people who change their FB display pics after a terrorist attack and go back to their worlds thinking the problem is solved?

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#ParisAttacks doesn't make all Muslims terrorists and #Dadri episode (India) didn't make all Hindus terrorists. Its all in our twisted minds

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If your first reaction to the #ParisAttacks was animosity towards a particular religion then you are a part of the problem.

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"Objects in the mirror are closer (and will remain so for a long long time) than they appear." #DelhiTraffic

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Two minute silence for the people who even wish you 'Happy Children's Day'. I believe Happy Earth Day, Science Day etc are next in line.

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#ScareMeIn3Words WiFi isn't working!

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The ATM screen said "You can withdraw upto Rs. 20,000". God mocks at my poverty in his own ways.

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#IfBatmanWasinIndia or rather in Delhi, he would prefix BC to his signature greeting, "BC I am Batman"

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#IfBatmanWasinIndia he would angrily remark while stuck in the traffic, wearing that black suit of his, "BC Gotham hi theek tha!"