Hippo Escobar

This is the real Harmon Turner. Other accounts are fake. People Say Nothing Is Impossible, But I Do Nothing Every Day-Winnie the Pooh

[Athens Steve @RainyAthens]

If the @NFL has any common sense they would setup a reality show for this off-season and have WR’s Keon Coleman and Xavier Legette train and live in same pad together.

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

I hope Kesha didn’t wake up this morning feeling like P Diddy

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Ending your night with a Kirko giveaway‼️

RT for a chance to win this full-size signed @KirkCousins8 helmet

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

@KiDCuDi Charlotte, North Cackalacky
👸🏿City
🐝City

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

Nobody:

Kanye: wanna hear a song sampling Jason Mewes?

Everybody: 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Never Forget when Clemson QB Tajh Boyd was on air with his study partners😭💀

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

Amazes me there is also a Ray Ray McCloud Jr and Ray Ray McCloud Sr out there
#SBLVIII 
#SanFrancisco49ers

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

The crew's picks are in for Dudes of the Day ⤵️

@JayBilas: Tucker DeVries 🐶
@SethOnHoops: Johnell Davis 🦉
@RealJayWilliams: David Jones 🐅
@Andraya_Carter: Drew Pember 🐶
@ReceDavis: Norchad Omier 🙌

[Asheville Basketball @UNCAvlMBB]

PEMBER... Behind the glass 🫨

#ALLinAVL #IWWD

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

My Mount Rushmore of @RapSnacksNow

Lil Baby’s BBQ with my honey heat
Rick Ross’s sweet chili lemon 🌶️
Lil Bootsie’s Louisiana heat
Moneybagg Yo’s dill pickle jalapeno

What’s yours?

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

He’s a runner, he’s a PFWA All-Rookie star 💨

RT for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson mini helmet!

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

@espn must assume we are the office chair and rolling mat audience

[Kelly Price @thekellyprice]

why is this so real

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

@SickosCommittee If any teams are looking to fill a roster slot for me to run that play, hmu

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

@kanyewest Translation

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

One shoe, two shoe, Bijan’s shoe, could be your shoe

RT for a chance to win this pair of @Bijan5Robinson’s signed cleats

#ProBowlVote

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

If Kansas City was a person
#ChiefsKingdom

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

Umm…
Did @IHOP just say “pancake tacos”?!?!

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

Marshawn Lynch would’ve had Trevor Lawrence to the locker room in no time

[Hippo Escobar @HippoEscobar]

I miss the days when the Monday Night Football halftime show would be Suzy Kolber saying something like
“those were the highlights. Here’s a prerecorded video from 3 Doors Down for some reason”
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