Steven Hodge

Top dancer. Bad driver. Still haven’t got a gogoplata. Form an orderly queue ladies

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Heart of Midlothian lost 3-1 today.

When we win it won’t be on some fucking technicality.

🇱🇻

[Phantom @Phantomthe55th]

Hearts have obtained an emergency interdict at the High Court in Edinburgh this evening ensuring that the Scotch football authorities preserve and disclose the timestamped audio of events at the end of the game.

If no final whistle is heard then likely outcome will be a 3-0 win awarded to Hearts of Midlothian.

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

By the way, I’m buzzing to be a jambo right now. Other teams celebrating our loss?!

Fucking sucks to be again cunt else. Cmon the gorgie

[Ewen Cameron @EwenDCameron]

Proud ♥️

[Liam McKechnie @LiamGMck]

Jambo’s…. Please don’t be disappointed. It’s hard to take and will be for a while.. BUT, the season we’ve had 🔥, I wouldn’t change it for the world. They’ve won the most tainted league title in history. Our time will come 🫡⚽️🇱🇻 #HMFC

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Absolute buzzing to be a Jambo.

Everyone knows what happened this season.

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Woke up this morning feeling robbed.

Nonetheless, in our hands, let’s do the business on Saturday, problem solved

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Dead by Daylight with my Kids Tonight https://t.co/La2RYlZy98 via @YouTube

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Trying PEAK with my Son https://t.co/oOwB3lptkM via @YouTube

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Nuclear Nightmare and Phasmophobia tonight https://t.co/H3cNHFo1jD via @YouTube

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Phasmophobia with my son then PUBG https://t.co/PxkDUT9hEH via @YouTube

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Handmade crocheted beanies (starting at £30) and cardigans (starting at £45) for sale!

Made in the bed next to me, to order! Fully customisable!

DM for details

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Lethal Company with my Kids Tonight https://t.co/DinNJ6y6Zc via @YouTube

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Lethal Company with my Kids and then pubg https://t.co/5bw6WAie8b via @YouTube

#Killhouse

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Friday PUBG Night, Can I break TOP 5 Blindfolded? https://t.co/PVEk34g58M via @YouTube

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

PUBG Tonight With Blindfold Matches! 12/15/23 https://t.co/BpMg5OjCIe via @YouTube

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Genuinely. I could do that.

[Football Stories @BestOfF00tball]

38-YEAR-OLD CRISTIANO RONALDO.

WOW 🔥

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

#Hertz

[𝗥𝘆𝗮𝗻 @ryan15269]

Hahahaha why the fuck are the limbs so good 😭

[🧀 NYcheesy @NYcheesy]

Who is the best footballer you’ve seen live?

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

Nothing brings me more joy than watching my pals deciding they understand the ridiculous situation in Palestine 😂 don’t get me wrong lads, I love you but fuck me; stick to COD

[Steven Hodge @HippoHeaddd]

B…b…b…but We’re the Rangers?! Weegie mongs #WevegotLawrenceShankland #HMFC #Hertz

[Kieran @KMX1874]

Lawrence Shankland does not have a release clause in his contract.