Dr. Hips&Lips

Ph.D. in Chemical Physics, please don't let that stop you from thinking I'm dumb though

[Dr. Hips&Lips @Hips_Lips_]

It's official, and more importantly I'd like to announce I've also broken my record for "longest time committing to a bit"

[SHINTAB | シンタブ @SHINTAB_44]

Donald duck teaches a 14 year old boy whose entire world was killed by a thousand demons to repress his negative emotions (this will have severe consequences in the future)

[Dr. Hips&Lips @Hips_Lips_]

@Loudwindow Prince of Persia doing the "wait no it didn't happen like that" when you died

[Kyle @kylofone]

so much sympathy for today's kids. every aspect of their lives has been impoverished, there are no spaces for them, everything is prohibitively expensive, the planet is dying, they're being repeatedly infected, and the solution is apparently to further isolate them digitally.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

"the end of the Left" and it's just a bunch of cucks celebrating a pedophile's 80th birthday

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted

[Dr. Hips&Lips @Hips_Lips_]

@spacedogpope A third of these are barely acceptable and the rest were a mass torture operation on retail workers

[mav @marlbluero_]

the fuck bro

[🌙 phel @phellyos]

I can't even focus on the actual point she is trying to make because she mixed up snail trail (pussy juice) with happy trail (hair on the belly)

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

United Nations Convention Against Torture explicitly names acoustic bombardment as a torture method. They should sue these data center owners for human rights violations.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck

[A Lizard Lady @LexiconLass]

As it happens, my sex ed teacher DID talk about blue balls. Made sure to tell us that it's not as big a deal as men say it is and not to let them talk us into things we didn't want to do because of it :)

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Sucking a dude's dick so that I can understand his pain better

[Covie @covie_93]

The evil Democrats invented photosynthesis to screw with trump's pool.

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

do you think they know that the first target in persona 5 is a pedophile

[pxt @paulxt]

Finding Nemo is unmistakable as a 2003 text because the supposed heroes gain the information they need through torture

[ostonox @ostonox]

"can you guarantee a knicks championship in your first term?" "inshallah"

promises made, promises kept

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

I mean, I’m all for putting things into perspective, but when it comes to global warming, zooming out a couple thousand years is not exactly reassuring.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

What y’all have to understand about him is that he is not trying to appeal to women. Hell, he’s not even trying to appeal to men. He’s trying to appeal to Peter Thiel.

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[Dr. Hips&Lips @Hips_Lips_]

@purivoid @babadookspinoza latter seems easier tbh