Hipster Football

Does the populace's mainstream banter annoy you? Want to be the ultimate football hipster? Follow us for info on hipster players, teams, tactics, etc.

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

Semos los putos hamos RT @Cesar_Hig El Chelsea bien como siempre

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

Sinceramente, el trabajo de @Anonymous_Prodi se echa de menos. Ya sólo sirven para difundir paranoias conspiracionales. Qué triste.

[EA SPORTS FC ESPAÑA @easportsfces]

¡Para celebrar el record de Messi con 86 goles, vamos a regalar 3 "Messi 86"! Haz RT con el hashtag #86MessiFUT

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

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[LiveSport.co.uk @UkSportsTvGuide]

Great prize for Chelsea fans. Win Signed Eden Hazard Shirt- http://t.co/tuKO3xGP

[BilbaoBlue @BilbaoBlue]

6 - Chelsea players have made 6 chest passes in 65 minutes. Boobies.

[BilbaoBlue @BilbaoBlue]

@TNC_Rhys Ah never mind, Berlusconi himself fucked it to pay his Mondadori debts and bunga bunga underage slut parties.

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

Division 7: 17W 2D 2L RT @FourFourTweet How far has everyone got on FIFA 13?

[BilbaoBlue @BilbaoBlue]

Who the hell is this Davies kid? Roman, sign him!

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

An IQ below 80. That's what's happening to you RT @LiamJM10 I must have listened to Gangnam Style at least 50 times today.

[Michael Armstrong @Armsongs]

@ChelseaFansES Pls RT new CFC song 4 RightToPlay @mike73armstrong& @EasternBlues.Thks. http://t.co/smP8tFgp Thanks #TCIB2012 #CFC

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

I accepted all this. I never once spoke out of turn or angrily towards anybody. I am a man. I can only take so much. I want to leave.

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

#HipsterPlayer of the day: Jon Obi Mikel!

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

For #CFC fans: remember the 16 year old wonder kid, Spanish defender Sergio Tejera? He's now 22 and plays at RCD Espanyol #HipsterBlue

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

True Hipster! @FootballFact101 DidYouKnow Marouane Fellaini turned down a move to Manchester United, before signing for #Everton.

[BilbaoBlue @BilbaoBlue]

Bored of the 'Arsenal bought these players for 42m, sold them for 225m' rant. It's a football club, not a company. Win trophies, not money!

[BilbaoBlue @BilbaoBlue]

Honestly, if you think Petric's goal was anywhere near Michu's second goal in quality, you should go watch the F1, football ain't your thing

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

AVB has gone from his elegant Dolce & Gabanna #CFC suit to a mainstream classless white polo shirt with a cock on it.

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

Fabrice Olinga, from Málaga, becomes the youngest player to ever score in la liga (16 years 98 days) beating Muniain #HipsterFact #Malaga

[Hipster Football @HipsterFootball]

Biglia, Moura, Ocampos, Piazón, Podolski, Leiva. What do they have in common? The name Lucas, what a #HipsterName!