Pat Burns

he/him

[Pat Burns @HipsterPrick]

if you can't handle me at my worst, that's cool because honestly same

[Pat Burns @HipsterPrick]

@PepcoConnect hey @PepcoConnect how many times are you gonna make me dump the contents of my fridge this week before you fix this disaster

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Sia wrote Beyoncé's speech. #GRAMMYs

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@KalebKing in Hurricane Bianca was literally everything. He really did that.

[Pat Burns @HipsterPrick]

@me https://t.co/ZUuhnvFnnP

[vondon @_donvondon_]

GOBBLE GOBBLE...jk it's not a turkey it's just Vondrae lol

[vondon @_donvondon_]

Tinder Guy: you can call me daddy
Me:

[vondon @_donvondon_]

Pre-order your very own #DumpsterFireSquad jersey today. Inspired by the real like Dumpster Queen herself @HipsterPrick