Savvy King

When Life Gives You Lemons, You Should Yell I WANTED LIMES! And Squeeze The Lemons In Life's Face. Because, As Everyone Knows, The Lemons Were Poisoned. Duh.

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the dome of Chuckie Cheese's on the playset! haha #ChildishMoments

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at Chuckie Cheese's with Taylor, Katrina, Tapanga, and Emily :D

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way to be a good babysitter tim...
~SuperPro~

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@Louis_Tomlinson I wish I could go!

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@Louis_Tomlinson heeeey Tommo!

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I tried being normal once...I hated it.

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When you see someone do a super long Math operation without a calculator.. "Dude, are you fucking Albert Einstein?"

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"If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style." Swag/Fail, bitch. Get it right.

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Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous.

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Those who mind doesn’t matter, & those who matter don’t mind.

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I just read through my Facebook feed… A moment of silence for proper spelling and grammar.

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For those who hate me:- “I am born to express not to impress.

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Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.

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Is it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?

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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like one mirror at a time.

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Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, & bounced off the wall

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Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don’t get it. Moving on.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

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I may have schizophrenia, but at least I have each other.

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.