Jonathan Hird

Frustrated model maker, part time womble (making good use of the things that I find...)

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

Solo | A Derpfakes Story https://t.co/EV8JrF8a54 via @YouTube
I think Alden was terrific. But as an alternate universe 'what if', this is astonishing....

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@Twitter why are you ignoring me? I still can't follow anyone! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!! I feel like I'm being punished for doing nothing wrong!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@wtr240175 Very kind of you to do so. But my problem is that I can't follow anyone! The entire list of who I'm following has been deleted and every time I try to re follow them they disappear again!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

Having another go at following folks for what it's worth.

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

Worth bugger all apparently.

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

Aaaaaaand she's gone. That was a whole six minutes folks!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

Lets see how long this lasts lads!

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#ThingsIJustSawOnline

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#NationalSmileDay

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Hi, I'm

⚪ Gay

⚪ Straight

⚪ Bisexual

🔘 Ed Winchester

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#NationalSmileDay

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@chriskelk @parker71 @lonewolf_1971 @RobertM32975945 Yep.

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@chriskelk @parker71 @lonewolf_1971 @RobertM32975945 I tried that. It got locked immediately!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@chriskelk @parker71 @lonewolf_1971 @RobertM32975945 Several times. I've deleted and redownloaded it about four or five times.!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@lonewolf_1971 @parker71 @chriskelk @RobertM32975945 Or in my case, poor eyesight and sausage fingers making 90% of what I type utter bollocks!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@parker71 @chriskelk @lonewolf_1971 @RobertM32975945 My 'Following' list is empty. Every time I try to re fill it my account automatically unfollows everyone again seconds later. It worked for about 5 minutes a couple of days ago, I retweeted a couple of things, then it was all gone again!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@chriskelk @parker71 @lonewolf_1971 @RobertM32975945 I'd be up for that as well. Lucky this went into my notifications, I wouldn't have seen it I'm my non existent timeline!

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@Twitter Do you enjoy ignoring users who need help? It certainly seems that way.

[Jonathan Hird @HirdJonathan]

@Twitter your support team is useless. My account has had multiple problems since Thursday and all I have had from you are constant password reset requests which solve nothing! Please help me sort this out!