𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

“That would be wise.”

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀(⠀ 💭 ⠀—⠀ there it is,⠀ the third person
⠀ thing again⠀ .⠀)⠀⠀ kate clears her throat,
⠀ nodding her head .⠀ “⠀totally!!⠀ totally.
⠀ this is …… psssht.⠀ nothing.⠀ so maybe
⠀ we can let this go and head our separate
⠀ ways !⠀”
⠀

[╱ ˚ ༘✶ 𝙽͟𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙸͟𝙰͟ 𝙼͟𝙾͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙾 @suenosmagia]

anyone who ragebaits that mf in green shall be reincarnated into a lotus follower.

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

“Ms. Bishop. I am not some common criminal that can be rattled by your prattling. You are 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 to Doom. Your attempts at friendly banter amount to less than nothing. So 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚… stop embarrassing yourself.”

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ “⠀ woah⠀ —⠀ !!⠀ okay,⠀ okay !⠀ first
⠀ of all,⠀ totally cool⠀ —⠀ but unnecessary !⠀”
⠀ raising her hands in self defence.
⠀ “⠀ it’s what i like to call a little bit of
⠀ friendly banter,⠀ get it?⠀”
⠀

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ on second thought professor doom
⠀ is harder to befriend than i thought
⠀ i might die lowkey
⠀

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

“ …… ”

There is only silence. However, the air around Kate Bishop suddenly begins to feel heavier. 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙙. Emerald eldritch energy sparks along the sides of his armor.

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ “⠀don’t you mean ‘ do you mock doom ‘ ?⠀”
⠀ kate chucked to herself for a few seconds,
⠀ before falling quiet.

⠀ “⠀no.⠀ no⠀ —⠀ definitely not .⠀”
⠀

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

“Do you mock me, child?”

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ there’s a definite cool glower that she
⠀ can feel directed towards her.⠀ “⠀doom
⠀ is also speaking in third person.⠀ unless
⠀ you’re not doom.⠀ well⠀ —⠀ anyways !⠀”
⠀ shifting nervously,⠀ “⠀kate thinks that
⠀ maybe doom should tell kate about how
⠀

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

heroes were incapable of doing, Kate Bishop.”

Yes. He knows her name. He knows her mother. He knows all there is needed to know about the archer who picked up the mantle.

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

Gaze narrows behind the mask. She may not see it, but she perhaps can feel the disgust in the eyes that look at her.

“𝘿𝙤𝙤𝙢 is not your 𝙗𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙮.” He nearly spits the words out as he speaks. “A solution is being finalized. Doom will save you all - something your

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ “⠀oh okay,⠀ you know my name.⠀cool.⠀”
⠀ not cool.⠀ not cool.⠀ not cool.⠀ act cool.

⠀ “⠀listen,⠀ buddy doom,⠀ i’m not all
⠀ that sure what an incursion is but it
⠀ doesn’t sound like a cool gift.⠀ so how
⠀ do we put a stop to all that?⠀”
⠀

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

“𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝘿𝙤𝙤𝙢.” A most immediate correction, spoken in cold, steel tone.

“The ‘bad news’ is that Doom cannot control which day an incursion begins. Best to have your bearings in order and prepare for the worst, 𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙚𝙮𝙚.”

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ WOAH okay ahem —⠀ uhm .⠀ greetings,
⠀ sir.⠀ you must be mister doom.⠀ uhhh.
⠀

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ what do you mean Bad News
⠀

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ (⠀ 💭 ⠀ ——⠀ what the fuck.⠀ )
⠀

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

Bad news.

[݁ ‍˖ ‍ 𝑯𝙰͟𝚆͟𝙺𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 ‍ ֵ ‍ ﹗ @trickbows]

⠀
⠀ unpopular opinion but i really hope
⠀ that ‘doomsday’ doesn’t happen on
⠀ my birthday i have an awesome
⠀ b—day bash planned
⠀

[( mental health hiatus ) @GOD0FST0RIES]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀https://t.co/L3QXXtPAVm
⠀⠀

[╱ ˚ ༘✶ 𝙽͟𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙸͟𝙰͟ 𝙼͟𝙾͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙾 @suenosmagia]

don’t let them play el beeper, i will become immortal for all of three minutes and twenty two seconds and your ass will be turned every which way loose.

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

Think I’m dramatic now? Just wait until Avengers Doomsday, in theaters 12.18.26

[╱ ˚ ༘✶ 𝙽͟𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙸͟𝙰͟ 𝙼͟𝙾͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙾 @suenosmagia]

you are so, so dramatic.

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

// I’m doing this. Hope all 19 of you will follow my journey there too.

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

// Been having the urge to write MCU Iron Man again.

If I do, I’d be returning to my roots. First time since 2014. Obviously a fresh FC for Tony Stark.

[╱ ˚ ༘✶ 𝙽͟𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙸͟𝙰͟ 𝙼͟𝙾͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙾 @suenosmagia]

ah, not pleading. i’m just … exasperated, is all. ease up, i had a long day.

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

Pleading is unbecoming of you, Natalia.

[╱ ˚ ༘✶ 𝙽͟𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙸͟𝙰͟ 𝙼͟𝙾͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙾 @suenosmagia]

not YOU. well. you but not you—— can you stay in your own universe, please, i can’t have issues with EVERY single version of you.

[𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙾𝚁 @HisFinalDecree]

…

[╱ ˚ ༘✶ 𝙽͟𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙸͟𝙰͟ 𝙼͟𝙾͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙾 @suenosmagia]

if i’m a clown, victor von doom is the balloon i walk with. * 🥀